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Yo Momma So… Ugly
Posted on 06.02.06 4:15PM under Yo Mama Jokes
She put the Boogie man outta business.
She makes Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
When she wobbles down the street in September, people say, “Damn it, can’t believe it’s Halloween already…”
She looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
After she was born her Mother shouted ‘What a treasure!” and her dad said “Yes, now let’s go and bury her…”
They push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
Her daddy took her to work each day. Just so he didn’t have to kiss her goodbye…
She put Marilyn Manson out of business.
She was a guard at Snake Mountain
They knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock…
She gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.
She scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.
We had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.
I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.
Her shadow gave up.
People at the Zoo pay cash so they DON’t have to see her…
Her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
When born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
Hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
Instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
When she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
Even Bill Clinton refused to sleep with her…
When she was born the Doc smacked her face.
When she walks into the Building Society they turn off the Security cameras.
George Lucas cast her in Star Wars 3 as Jabbas wife - without the need for a costume.
When she sits on a sand dune at the beach, the cats try to bury her
When she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
It doesn’t matter how you screw her.. it’s always doggy style!
Her shrink makes her lie face down on the couch.
Your Grandpa so freakin ugly that when he gets up in the mornin, the Sun goes down.
Even Prince Charming refuses to kiss her - he’d rather live as a frog.
Her Mommy had to feed her with a fishing rod.
Even Blind men refuse to have sex with her.
She manages to give Freddy Kreuger Nightmares!
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Posted by rick deez on 06.07.06 8:33 am
yo….this by farrr is the weakest bunch of mother jokes ever created by a human being….apparently you suck….you need to do some more research…or mabey try going old school…cus this aint cuttin it…sorry…but ….hey come harder next time…..I couldnt see many of the jokes after a while…I was blinded by all the yadda yadda yadda’s (its pretty badd when you see yadda yadda’s, you usually can only hear them…..whatever mannn
Posted by ACW on 06.17.06 11:54 pm
i found some of these jokes sad ***i give you more credit than rick deez gave you though*** my favorite was the one about Bill Clinton not wanting to sleep with her.
Posted by Rachael hall on 07.10.06 5:45 pm
These jokes weren’t all that funny but i loved the yo mama so poor those rocked. these were not as funny as i thought they would be
Posted by matt on 10.01.06 11:52 am
yo mamma is so ugly the last time she heard a whistle is when she got hit by a train
Posted by hey on 05.22.07 1:26 pm
u guys all blow, that last joke was even worse than the ones that were on the normal page and thats saying somthing i do agree though those joke could have been said better by the ugly mom u were talking about