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Yo Momma So… Stupid
Posted on 06.01.06 4:10PM under Yo Mama Jokes
We told her drinks were on the house…so she went and got a ladder…
She makes Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
She took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
She noticed a sign reading ‘Wet Floor’…so she just did!
It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
When you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, “Wow, it comes with cable too!”
She asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
She got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
She sold her Car for Petrol cash!
She thought a Quarterback was a refund…
She once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a curb.
I can always tell when she’s been using my computer - white out is on the screen.
She took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.
I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
It took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.
She invented a silent car alarm. When you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean
She really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies…
She watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
She was born on Halloween and can’t remember her birthday.
She thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
She lost her shadow.
She went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.
She got fired from a Blow-Job
She thought Hot Meals were stolen food.
She make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.
When I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me…’Which colour?’
Yo Momma so stupid she booked herself into the Bettie Ford clinic cuz she thought she was Hooked On Phonics.
Yo Momma so stupid he bought everybody in the department solar powered flashlights incase of a blackout…
Yo Momma so stupid he thought Gangrene was another golf course.
Your Momma so stupid she your puppy in the oven to make a Hot Dog.
Yo’ Momma is so stupid that last week she asked me to go to the lost and found with her when she missed her period.
Yo Momma so stupid he uses mayonnaise as tooth filler
Yo Momma so dumb she thought Taco Bell was Mexican phone company.
Your Momma so stupid she tried to strangle herself with her mobile phone.
Yo Momma so stupid that Oxford had to change the definition of Dumb…it now reads: Dumb(n) - yo’ Mama
Yo Momma so stupid she broke into yo house and stole food stamps
You Momma so stupid I told her to take out the garbage…so she moved the house…
Yo Momma so stupid that she went to Disneyworld, saw a sign that said “Disneyworld Left” so drove home.
Yo’ Momma so stupid she thinks a Quarterback is an income tax refund.
Your Momma so stupid he picks up your floppy’s with magnets
Yo Momma so stupid, she won first place in the Dan Quale spelling contest
Yo’ Momma so stupid that he took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo Momma’s so stupid she tripped over a cordless telephone.
Yo Momma so stupid he took yo pet dog to the Clippers game to get him a haircut
Your Momma so stupid that they had to burn her school down just to get her out of 3rd grade.
Yo Momma is so stupid she has 1 toe on each foot, she just bought himself a pair of flip flops.
You Momma so stupid when I tell her it’s chilly outside, Momma goes to fetch a bowl.
Your Momma so stupid she sent me a fax with a 1st class stamp on it!
Yo Momma so stupid he asked me what the number for 911 was…
Yo Momma so stupid when her Apple Mac says ‘You’ve got mail” she runs outside to wait for the Mailman.
Yo Momma so stupid that he thought Cheerio’s were a new type of Donut Seed
Yo mama’s so stupid, wait…Momma had you didn’t she!
Yo Momma so stupid I saw her in Safeway’s frozen food section with a fishing rod
Yo Momma so stupid…heck, she married your Dad for christ sake!
Yo Momma so dumb she goes to the 24-hr convenience store and asks what time do they close…
Yo Momma so hellishly stupid, that Tony Blair is considering making dumbness a crime, punishable by lethal injection.
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Posted by josh on 06.05.06 4:33 pm
yo momma is so fat that she triped over 3rd ave. and landed on12th
Posted by Megan on 08.13.06 2:53 am
you mamma is so fat she walked in front of the TV and i missed the whole season of making the band
Posted by Shane on 09.26.06 4:16 am
your mama so stupid she took viagra for sleepin pills
Posted by Shane on 09.26.06 4:17 am
your mama is so stupid she stole from a free sample cart