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Yo Momma So… Poor
Posted on 06.03.06 7:50PM under Yo Mama Jokes
Your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
They put her photo on food stamps.
I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal my wallet.
She waves an popsickle around and calls it Air conditioning.
Burglars break into her home and leave money.
When I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
The building society repossed her cardboard box.
She watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
She goes to KFC to lick other folk’s fingers
She can’t afford to go to the free clinic.
I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing….’Moving’ she replied.
When I rang her doorbell, SHE said ‘Ding-Dong’
I asked her where the bathroom was and she replied - “Pick a corner…ANY corner…”
I visited her house, smacked at the cob webs and she screamed - “Who’s tearing down the drapes!!!!”
I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said “Sure thing, 4th tree on your right…”
Only time she smelled hot food was when a rich guy farted…
When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - “Lost a shoe?”, and she said - “Nope…just found one…”
She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley….with a box on it…
She had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
I went into her ‘living room’, stepped on a cigerette butt and she shouted - “Hey! who turned off the heater!”
I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - “Who knocked???”
I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.
She does drive by shootings on the school bus.
When she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she growled - “Don’t use the good china”
Even Beggars give her money.
She damn poor she bounces food stamps.
She uses chewing gum as bandaids.
She thought she hit the jackpot when she moved… into a 2-story Cracker Jack box.
She is so po-…shit, she can’t even afford them last 2 letters!
I asked her what for dinner, he take off his shoelaces and says - Spaghetti!
She’s planning on getting married…just so she can get the rice at the wedding.
I asked her what’s for dinner, she tried to throw ME in the oven!
I stepped on her old banged up skateboard and she yelled - “Get off my Fuckin CAR”
When I pissed on his yard she thanked me for watering the flowers…
Yo Mama’s so damn poor, her front porch matt says ‘Wel-’…
I went into her house, swatted a pesky firefly and he screamed - “Who turned out the lights?”
Even the Republicans were willing to give her welfare.
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Posted by alex on 07.20.06 11:52 am
your mama is so poor when i went to your house i said whats for dinner and she pulled out a shotgun and said the next mutha fucker that moves
Posted by ZJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ on 10.30.06 11:05 am
yo mama so poor…
she sold her house for heating oil!
Posted by bobby on 11.09.06 11:06 am
yo mama so poor i asked whats for dinner she stuck her foot on the table and said corn
Posted by F**K BOOBY A** HOLE on 11.24.06 11:12 am
YO MOMMA IS SO DUMM I TOLD HER IT WAS CHILLY OUT SIDE AND SHE BROUGHT A BOWL F**K YA B*TCH
Posted by Ya granma on 01.22.07 8:30 pm
You all dickheads who fuck all your mommas
Posted by Big papa!!! on 02.21.07 11:33 am
Yo momma so stupid, i saw her yelling into an envelope, and when i asked her what she was doin she said, “sending a voicemail”
Yo momma so fat that when she fell i didnt wanna laugh, but the ground was crackin up!
Yo momma so poor her front and back door is on the same hinge!!!
Posted by yo mama on 07.03.07 12:25 am
yo mama so fat, she walk by tha tv an’ you miss ur show!
Posted by jack on 12.19.07 5:47 pm
you mamma is stuped that she put batteries up her ass and said i got the power
Posted by JOSE on 03.30.08 7:42 am
YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE SAW A COW AND SAID LOOK MY REFLECTION