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Yo Momma So… Old
Posted on 06.03.06 7:40PM under Yo Mama Jokes
She left her purse on Noah’s Ark.
Jurassic Park brought back the memories…
When she ran the 100 meter dash in high school, they timed her with a sundial.
She still owes Moses a dollar.
When she was at school…there was No history class!
She co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
When I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
She made Yoda jealous.
She recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
All fire departments are on standby when you light her birthday cake.
When she gave birth, you came out with Dentures.
She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade
Her first job was as Cain and Abel’s baby-sitter.
Her birthday expired.
When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!
She got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
Her Grandpa so old his social security number is 000-000-001
She’s got Adam and Eve’s autograph.
We found cave drawings of her.
She farts out Mummy dust.
She used to baby sit Yoda.
She used to gang bang wid the Flintstones.
She was a waitress at the last supper.
Spielberg hired her as historical consultant on Jurassic Park.
She uses T-Rex shit as fertilizer.
When God said ‘let there be light’, she was the one flicking on the light switch.
I told yo mama to act her own age…and she died.
She’s in Jesus’s yearbook!
She remembers when the Garden of Eden was just a plant
She used to run Track with dinosaurs.
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Posted by Bob on 07.28.06 3:57 am
Ya mammas so old she died before time!
Posted by luwi on 08.01.06 1:32 pm
Yo mama so old she dreams in black n white
Posted by mandem on 10.22.06 11:06 am
YO MAMA SO OLD SHE MARRIED MOZART
Posted by JOSE on 03.30.08 7:46 am
YO MAMA SO OLD WHEN I SUCH HER TITY DUST CAME OUT