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Yo Momma So… Nasty
Posted on 06.03.06 3:53PM under Yo Mama Jokes
She took a bath and lost 40 pounds!
The government make her wear a Biohazard warning.
She made Right Guard call for backup.
Even the dogs won’t smell her.
An old blind guy walking by asked her ‘yo, how much for the shrimp platter?”
When she spread her legs, I got seasick…
She was playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.
Her shit is glad to escape.
When she stands next to a skunk, it smells sweet.
The only dis I’m gonna give her is Disinfectent…
When you were being born, the doctor’s and nurses all had to wear oxygen masks…
Even sewer rats get outta her way…
Farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer…
She has to sneak up on the bath water.
Her standin next to a ho, makes the ho look like a butler.
I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside from her house.
Even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.
Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
Texaco buys oil from her.
She got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair…
Her freckles slipped off.
The Chip Shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry.
She sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam…and has a full time job at the ‘Pancake Palace’ wiping pancakes across her forhead.
Her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.
She uses bacon as a band aid.
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Posted by KJZ on 06.13.06 6:43 am
Yo Mama’s so nasty she takes crabs to the beach
Posted by KEYSHA on 08.28.06 11:17 pm
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Posted by skittles on 09.11.06 6:31 pm
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Posted by Jamie on 10.30.06 7:06 pm
her cunt has more friends then Tom on myspace.
Posted by Shawn on 10.31.06 10:23 am
yo momma so nasty, people uses her spit for roach spray
Posted by Brownie on 02.04.07 6:01 pm
yo momma so nasty,Speed Stick slowed down and stopped.
Posted by Lex on 04.19.07 6:29 pm
Yo Momma’s so nasty she’s got warts for nipples,
Posted by Some on 04.19.07 6:31 pm
Yo momma’s so nasty she don’t burp, son - she oincs!