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Yo Momma So… Fat
Posted on 05.31.06 7:56AM under Yo Mama Jokes
When she steps on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…
She once went on a seafood diet…whenever she saw food she ate it!
People exercise by jogging around her!
When she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
She sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
NASA plans to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
She was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm…
Small objects orbit her.
She makes olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
When I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
When she farted she launched herself into orbit.
She lost a game at Hide & Seek only cuz I spotted her…behind Mount Everest.
When I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
She could be the eighth continent.
She nearly put Safeway out of business
The only thing that’s attracted to her is gravity.
Her Pre-school graduation photo was an aerial
When she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
She makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
Her belt size is Equator.
She eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
She wears an ‘X’ jacket and Helicopters attempt to land on her
She shows up on radar.
She needs a map to find her butt.
She fell into the Grand Canyon….and got stuck!
She wears an asteroid belt.
Her Passport photo says ‘Picture is continued overleaf’
She has TB … 2 bellys.
She’s once, twice, three times a lady.
She was in the newspaper last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
The circus use her as a trampoline
Stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
When she opens the Fridge it says - ‘I give up…’
She got a new gig at the Cinema…she works as the screen
She once told me ‘I could eat a horse’…believe me, she wasn’t kidding!
she deep fries her toothpaste.
She fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, “Land Ahoy!!!”
When her Beeper goes off people think she’s backing up.
When she goes to Gap the only thing she can fit into is the Dressing Room
When you climb on top of him your ears pop.
When he sat on a Rainbow skittles fell out.
She uses Soccer balls for earrings.
…We’re inside her right now.
She masturbates when reading cookbooks
Weight Watchers threw her out for breaking the scales.
When she calls a board meeting she has to pull herself up a Sofa.
Se hasn’t seen her feet for 10 years
She went for a swim in the ocean she caused a 60 foot tidal wave.
She sat on 4 quarters and made a dollar.
She uses a bed mattress for a maxipad
She got more nooks and Crannies than a Ploughman’s pastry
She got a new job DJ’ing for the Ice Cream Van.
All chairs in the house have their own seatbelts.
When it says all you can eat… it still ain’t enough.
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Posted by KGurl on 05.31.06 9:35 pm
There is nothing more unoriginal than yomama’s jokes. I’m really disapointed in this web site for not coming up with something funnier. I’d rather see more of those stupid Chuck Noris jokes again.
Posted by everyones retarded on 06.16.06 7:57 pm
no knock knock jokes are less original and yo momma jokes are hilarious and so are chuck norris jokes
Posted by volcom_sk8_punk on 06.26.06 2:55 am
your mom so fat when shes dies they have to send here in space.
Posted by NELL on 07.19.06 11:02 pm
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE SEEN A YELLOW BUS FULL OF WHITE KIDS AND SHE SAID A STOP THAT TWINKY
Posted by jj on 08.04.06 6:45 am
ya momma is so ugly she has to creep up on her make up!!
Posted by crazyassflyer on 08.06.06 4:11 am
yo mom is so fat that she puts her belt on with a boomerang
Posted by pook on 08.23.06 11:05 pm
your momma is so fat, she fell down, broke her leg and gravy came running out
Posted by MATT on 09.30.06 5:23 pm
YOU MAMMA IS SO FAT HER BLOOD TYPE IS RAGOUE
Posted by Jez on 10.03.06 8:48 pm
Yo mama’s so fat she free-bases ham!
Yo mama’s so fat we had to grease up the door frame and tease her through with a snickers.
Posted by RedBone on 10.03.06 9:06 pm
YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE JUMPED IN THE AIR AND GOT STUCK!
Posted by Mandy on 11.20.06 12:14 pm
your mamma is so fat that when she goes out for a walk the houses go up and down…not even funny
Posted by UU on 11.24.06 7:52 pm
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Posted by Jr, on 12.09.06 12:28 am
Yo mom So Fat That When She Sat On A monster Truck She Made it Into A Lowride
Posted by rufus_69 on 01.05.07 3:44 am
yo mama iz so fat that when she ran down a hill her p**** started clapping HOORAY!!!!!!!
Posted by Kristen on 01.31.07 8:06 am
yo mommas so fat her bath tub has strech marks
Posted by Will on 10.03.07 7:42 am
Your mama’s so fat that when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Posted by Lou on 11.28.07 8:32 am
Yo mama’s so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a bugger outta George Washingtons nose.
Posted by uma on 03.04.08 9:57 pm
Yo mama’s so fat, she fell in love and broke it.