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Yo Momma is like…

Posted on 06.03.06 7:54PM under Yo Mama Jokes

The Last Of the Yo Momma Jokes… :(

A hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.

A bus - only 50 cents a ride

A 747 - a 3 man cock pit!

A shotgun - first she cocks…then she blows.

A Hoover - she sucks, blows, and finally gets laid back in the closet…

An arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 cents and lasts 30 seconds

A door knob - everybody gets a turn!

The sun - you stare at her too long you’re gonna go blind.

A Christmas tree - everybody hangs balls on her.

Pizza Hut - not there in 30 minutes…it’s free.

a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more…

A stamp - you lick her, then stick her, then send her away.

McDonalds … Billions and Billions served…

A railroad track - she gets laid all over the country.

The Pillsbury dough boy - everybody loves to poke her

A Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it

Peanut butter — oh so smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

An ATM machine - open 24 hours

A chicken coop - cocks flyin in and out all day…

A squirrel - she always got some nuts in her mouth…

The Bermuda triangle…they swallow a whole lotta seamen.

A Library - open to the public.

Blockbuster - everybody goes home happy.

A birthday cake - everybody gets a piece…

Read Comments

  1. Posted by leonard on 06.06.06 7:32 pm

    your mama is like a doorknob,everyone gets a turn
    your mama gets more men than a toilet seat

  2. Posted by jon on 07.22.06 2:37 pm

    its Your mama get mor ass than a toilet seat

  3. Posted by katt on 10.17.06 7:19 pm

    yall are dumb go to http://www.milfhunter.com, http://www.mikeinbrazil.com, and http://www.milfnextdoor.com

  4. Posted by katt on 10.17.06 7:20 pm

    go to http://www.milfnextdoor.com

  5. Posted by big C on 10.30.06 12:14 am

    u fag half those jokes i made up dick

  6. Posted by Shawn on 10.31.06 10:15 am

    yo momma is like a basketball hoop, balls slide inside her 100 times a night

  7. Posted by bobby on 11.09.06 11:00 am

    hahahahahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahahahaha

  8. Posted by micah poooop on 12.06.06 9:31 pm

    micah_stam@msn.com micah_2_stammic@hotmail.com

    yo mommas so fat her ass got stuck in the grand canyon

  9. Posted by edwardo 8=====D on 06.13.07 10:22 am

    k all you bitch’s suck edwardo’s hairy cock.

  10. Posted by eric on 10.11.07 9:49 am

    these jokes kick ass

  11. Posted by tweedytwe on 04.22.08 4:57 pm

    yesterday i went to KFC and asked for 2 chicken breasts and 2 legs they threw yo mama over the counter.
    ….nahhh!

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