Workplace Humor
"those moment at work"


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Best Excuses if you get caught sleeping at your work desk....

  • "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
  • "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
  • "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. "
  • "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
  • "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !"
  • "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
  • "Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.
  • "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"
  • "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
  • "The coffee machine is broke...."
  • "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
  • "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
  • "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
  • "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

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