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work Virus

Posted on 10.26.06 10:03PM under Work Jokes

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can afford it. The next best equivalent is cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).

Update 10-01-2006:

After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.

 

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  1. Posted by crogalposh on 12.13.06 3:07 pm

    beer and wine are temperary the only permanent cure is chronic laziness to catch th

  2. Posted by crogalosh[im the one b4 mistype] on 12.13.06 3:13 pm

    beer and wine are temperary the only permanent cure is chronic laziness to catch this quit ur job.WARNING side effects may include obesity,chronic masturbation,female repelant,alcholism,poorness,depression and suicide sometimes the cures worse

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