Funny Jokes and Dirty Jokes
Posted on 06.07.08 6:25AM under Work Jokes
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions'. He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. And then asks her,' What's your occupation?' 'I'm a Lady of the night,' she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, 'Let's try to rephrase that.' The woman says, 'OK, I'm a high-end call girl'. 'No, that still won't work. Try again.' They both think for a minute; then the woman says,' I'm an elite chicken farmer.' The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?' 'Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.' 'Chicken Farmer it is.'
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