Jokes

An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.

I got even with my parents. My parents came to stay with me for the weekend in my apartment. I made them sleep in separate bedrooms. My mother said, “What? Are you crazy? I’ve been sleeping with this man for years.” I said, “Look, I don’t care what you do on the outside. But when you’re in my house…”

“What makes airport security think they can find something in my wife’s purse when she can’t?”

Students at school were asked to write about the harmful effects of oil on fish. One 11-year old wrote, “When my mom opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.”

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18 Responses to Jokes

  1. branodn says:

    not funny…

  2. Will says:

    that was gehy

  3. AnaMaria says:

    yea, I can’t be nice…..it sucked

  4. matt says:

    im sorry that was fukin gey

  5. JANETH says:

    I’TS SO STUPID LIKE YOUR MOM…
    =]]

  6. GEMA says:

    THIS IS BULLSHIT… :D

  7. KARLA says:

    THIS IS GAY LIKE YOU :)

  8. Georgie says:

    None of those other weirdos
    liked them. I thought they were ” Just Great:

  9. @(-_-)@ says:

    that sucked so much ass——-totaly gay

  10. Pockets says:

    What the fuck is up with using ‘gay’ as a goddamn insult?!
    Fuckin idiots!! You don’t know who you’re offending

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  12. alexis says:

    that was relly stupid dude srry i didnt even get it

  13. chuck norris fan says:

    The only weapons of mass destrustion in Iraq was Chuck Norris backpacking through the middle east.

  14. blake says:

    An you dont know who youre offending when you say gd. So who are you to say anything when youre just as bad

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