One day there was a little girl and it was her birthday, but her parents had to go out for the night so they hired a babysiter and told him to let the girl do whatever she wanted to do because it was her birthday.
So when the parents left, the little girl was playing and the babysiter got tired so he said “I’m going to take a shower and the little girl said “Oh, can I take a shower with you?” and the babysiter said ” Uh, O.K. Just don’t look down.”
When they were taking a shower the little girl dropped the shampoo and when she picked it up she saw his dick and said “What’s that?”
The guy said “Um, it’s a ruber ducky” and the girl says “O.K.”
Then the babysiter said “I’m tired I’m going to go to sleep.” and the girl says “Can I go to sleep with you?” and the guy says “Um, O.K. Just don’t look under the covers.”
So when they’re in the bed there’s a thunderstorm and the girl gets scared and hides under the covers. Then she looks at the guys dick and says “Can I play with your rubber ducky because I’m scared” and the guy says ” Uh, O.K.” and he falls asleep.
The next morning he looks at the bed and he sees the there is blood all over the place and he asks the little girl “What Happened” and the little girl says”The rubber ducky spit at me so I chopped it’s head off.”
ive heard so many versions of this same damn joke.
f*cking hillarious, and extremly dirty
funny is fuck lol lol lol
heard it! the better one is i kissed ducky good night then it spat on me so i snapped its neck crushed it’s eggs and lit its nest on fire!
dat shit is like so funny
fuckenshit man this shits hilarious
at 1point i thought the little gurl will get raped!!
I’m never going to baby sit. I’m very scared now.
EVENRYONE WHO COMMENTED TO THIS JOKE BEING FUNNY IS A CHILD MOLESTER…IF YOU WERENT ONE,THEN YOU WOULD HAVE REALIZED THAT NOTHING ABOUT IT WAS FUNNY,BESIDES HIM GETTING HIS DICK CUT OFF BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN TO EVERYONE WHO LETS LITTLE GIRLS PLAY WITH THERE PRIVATE PARTS…YOU PEOPLE ARE VERY SICK,AND THE SADDEST PART ABOUT IT IS THAT YOU WILL NOT NOTICE IT UNTILL YOU HURT SOMEONE YOURSELF…DONT BE STUBURN,AND GET HELP…BEFORE YOU HAVE KIDS.AND IF ANYONE TAKES ANY KIND OF OFFENCE TO THIS THIS COMMENT…GROW THE FUCK UP,AND GET HELP.
SINCERLY,
TRUTHHURTS
chill out fucking sickos, it’s a joke and it was damn funny. one of the best I have ever heard