Dirty Little Leprechaun

There was this big football player in the bathroom taking a piss, when in walks this little short guy who stands beside him to piss.

The big guy couldn’t help but notice the enormous size of the little man’s penis. He said to the little person, “I’m not gay or anything but how how in the hell can a guy so little have a dick so big?”

The little guy replied “Well I’m going to let you in on a little secret, I am a leprechaun. I can grant you any wish you want, but there is a catch, you have to let me stick you up your ass.”

The big guy thought to himself “Well I have played football and got knocked on my ass, surely I can take the pain of a dick up my ass.” He said “OK, my wish is for a million dollars.”

The leprechaun said “bend over.” and proceeded to have his way with the football player.

When it was over, the big guy exclaimed “I can’t believe you got all that up in me.”

The little guy said “I can’t believe you thought I was a leprechaun!”

 

 

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6 Responses to Dirty Little Leprechaun

  1. Patty O'brien says:

    Alright, ye scrawny Yanks, who’s the comedian here?

    I’ll have ye know, I come from a long line of proud Irish ancesters who immigrated to this deplorable country during the Great Potato Famine.

    We came from nuthin’ & we had to work day n’ night just for a livin’ , ye hear?

    How dare ye be so arrogant as to tell such awful, stereotypical jokes about me culture!

    Do ye think yourselves funny for that?

    Shame on ye!

    What about yer culture, eh?

    There’s plenty of things I could say about you & yer lazy, self-serving, bloated ol’ culture.

    Ye haven’t had to fight for a thing in yer entire history, & when ye did, it was because ye wanted to, not because yer land or yer loved ones were at stake.

    Begone, I tell ye!

    I’ll have ye know, I’m a nasty temper when I’m drunk!

  2. Anna says:

    Ha! That is some funny shit 4 real! What a fag!

  3. jeremy says:

    hehehehehehehehehe

  4. Beverly says:

    Haha, that’s a great joke!

  5. ricky says:

    that’s fuckin sick

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