Funny Jokes and Dirty Jokes
Posted on 01.24.06 9:15AM under Sex Jokes
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale,
“Let’s both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time; and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink.”
They tried it, and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon, however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female,
“Let’s swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore.”
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.
“Look,” she said, “I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen.”
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Posted by Crystal Meth on 02.02.06 11:51 am
Gotta give it to ya, this joke is the shit!
Posted by BishopX on 02.04.06 4:22 am
nice one
Posted by brian on 02.04.06 10:10 pm
its a good one…..just not that funny
Posted by Spike on 02.05.06 9:04 am
That stinks, fucking retards
Posted by Will on 03.07.06 1:16 am
man…… college days
Posted by Kyle on 03.10.06 11:18 pm
Should i be amused by the 23 year olds in the right hand column?
Posted by Fuck Off on 06.19.07 1:09 am
funny joke o and fuck u spike u fuckin ass hole