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Posted on 01.25.06 9:17AM under Jokes

An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.

I got even with my parents. My parents came to stay with me for the weekend in my apartment. I made them sleep in separate bedrooms. My mother said, “What? Are you crazy? I’ve been sleeping with this man for years.” I said, “Look, I don’t care what you do on the outside. But when you’re in my house…”

“What makes airport security think they can find something in my wife’s purse when she can’t?”

Students at school were asked to write about the harmful effects of oil on fish. One 11-year old wrote, “When my mom opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.”

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  1. Posted by branodn on 01.28.06 6:46 pm

    not funny…

  2. Posted by Will on 03.07.06 1:15 am

    that was gehy

  3. Posted by AnaMaria on 05.14.06 1:39 pm

    yea, I can’t be nice…..it sucked

  4. Posted by Fuck Off on 06.19.07 11:39 am

    shitty joke

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