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Male or Female
Posted on 05.05.08 9:25PM under Men Jokes, Women Jokes
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects
are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right
through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm
them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can
also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have
to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up
people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the
bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and
are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but
consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, an
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