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Making Love
Posted on 07.15.06 6:45PM under Men Jokes, Women Jokes
The Italian says, “When I’ve a finisheda makina da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her kneesa, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy”.
The Frenchman replies, “Zat is nothing, when Ah ‘ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy”.
The Aussie says, “Mate, that’s nothing. When I’ve finished shaggin me sheila, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe me di*ck on the curtains. And MATE ….. She hits the fu*cking roof. GO THE AUSSIES
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Posted by idungettit on 01.09.07 2:13 am
what? that makes no sense sumone PLEASE explain this cuz i guess eye emm stew pid.
xoxo
the white one
Posted by Kale on 07.05.07 9:12 pm
im a true blue aussie and i love it! good job!