Funny Jokes and Dirty Jokes
Posted on 02.16.06 7:59AM under Men Jokes, Women Jokes
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days”.
Flattered, the man replies, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!”
The woman continues, “and look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…. ”
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches. Don’t mess with them!
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Posted by Dragon on 02.16.06 6:09 pm
Damn slut
Posted by Janine on 02.17.06 8:39 pm
Thats soo friken true lmao!!!
Posted by sweets on 02.20.06 1:28 pm
iv heard that one before
Posted by steve on 02.21.06 11:05 am
how shite
Posted by Monique on 03.02.06 8:44 pm
That is funny. It is so true. I can’t tell you how many times Ive outsmarted people like that.
Posted by i derkad your mom on 03.03.06 3:08 pm
go derka your selves you fucking derkas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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go skeezer yourselves………………………..derka………………………..derka………………………..derga………………………..giggidy………………………..gigidy……………………………
………………………..derka………………………..CGHB
Posted by jasmine and sadiqa on 03.03.06 4:42 pm
o who gives a flying fuck
Posted by Keysha Aka Babyhustla on 04.08.06 8:01 pm
yo i cant stand haters but that joke is poppin cuz we are bitches but i am DA bitch WORCESTERS FINEST
Posted by wut the hell so wut if im blonde on 04.17.06 6:38 pm
plz i have sooo done that to so many fuckin rere’s…… dudes can have heads full of fuckin shit!!! (that means SOMETIMES)
Posted by LMAO on 05.14.06 1:08 pm
that was funny and yet i would do it any day lol
Posted by yomama on 06.09.06 7:13 pm
!!!!!!!!111111111111oneoneoneoneelveven