Duckshit
Funny Jokes and Dirty Jokes
Story With a Moral
Posted on 06.26.06 3:58PM under Blonde Jokes, Jokes, Sex Jokes
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me . . . it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was a twenty-two year old blonde who wore very tight miniskirts and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test . . . we couldn’t ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!
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Posted by ryan on 11.03.06 2:44 pm
lol great ass joke lol
Posted by kevin on 01.16.07 9:26 am
I really like this one lol it even got me a smack in the forehead from my gurly when i told her lol keep it up.
Posted by dylan on 05.15.07 11:17 am
this joke is great i hade lots of people crying from laughing so hard