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The hat check girl

Posted on 11.15.05 7:12AM under Religious Jokes

There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hotel. He got to his room and opened up the Gideon’s Bible to page 1, then called the front desk and asked the hat check girl to come up to his room for dinner.

After a while he started making passes, she stopped him and reminded him he was a holy man.

“It’s OK,” he replied, “it’s written in the Bible.”

So after a wild night of sex, the hat check girl asked to see where in the Bible it says it’s okay to have wild, passionate sex.

The priest picks up the Bible off the dresser opens to the first page where someone had written in pencil:

“The hat check girl puts out!”

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  1. Posted by haashley on 11.18.05 3:06 pm

    that wuz gay so gay that i threw up some nasty shit

  2. Posted by haashley can go fuck off on 12.30.05 3:01 am

    Haashley has just never had any pussy, POOR PUSSY

  3. Posted by cuz on 01.12.06 9:56 am

    haashley is a girl.cousre she didnt duh.well maybe.im not one to judge

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