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Safety Board Findings
Posted on 10.26.05 7:30PM under Redneck Jokes
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, “Oh, Shit!”
Only the state of Alabama was different, where 96.4 percent of the final words were -
“Hey Y’all, hold my beer and watch this!”
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Posted by haashley on 11.18.05 2:57 pm
ha ha ha that wasn’t funny
Posted by BAASH on 11.23.05 7:21 pm
YOUR GAY!!!……………………GO NOTRE DAME……….PHSYC…..ummmmmm………….RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND……….PUT IT OVER YOUR LEFT SHOULDER………….AND SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOURSELF……………..EAT ME HAASHLEY I TASTE LIKE WELL U KNO………PENIS
Posted by jett on 02.01.06 1:18 am
hah that was funny maybe just cus im a red neck
Posted by brian on 02.05.06 12:28 am
haha good joke FUNNY
Posted by Area 51.2 on 02.16.06 9:55 pm
Been there done that sitting on the black box…
Posted by Alexandra: the prophet on 03.03.06 10:37 pm
boring joke. we all know red necks are retarded, we don’t need to b reminded
Posted by pablo is gay on 04.20.06 6:55 pm
Shut up Jett… no one asked for your hillbilly opinion… just like when you undoubtedly voted for Bush simply because he’s from Texas. Hahaha Genocide in the South! j/k