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Ride em Cowboy!
Posted on 10.26.05 7:28PM under Redneck Jokes
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered around a stall and went over to take a look. “What’s going on?” Ed asked one of the crowd.
“We’re watching to see if some idiot can ride that bronco machine,” he said nodding towards a fearsome looking machine. “Nobody has managed to stay on for the full three minutes yet. And there’s a prize of $1000 for anybody who can.
“I can do that!” Ed said confidently.
“No you can’t,” said Ted.
“I sure as hell can!” said Ed.
“You’ll get yourself killed if you try and ride that monster,” said Ted.
“Watch this,” said Ed and climbed aboard the bronco machine.
The machine thrashed wildly, up and down, from side to side, around in circles but still a grim-faced Ed clung to its back. After two minutes the machine was bucking almost vertically and spinning until Ed was a blur. But when the three minutes were up Ed was still on the machine’s back acknowledging the cheers and cries from the small crowd.
He dismounted, collected his winnings and rejoined Ted. “Where in hell did you learn to ride a bucking bronco like that!?” Ted asked.
“Remember three months ago,” Ed said…
“When my wife had whooping cough…?”
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Posted by haashley on 11.18.05 3:01 pm
that iz so nasty it’z funny
Posted by BAASH on 11.23.05 7:24 pm
YOUR SO GAY YOU……….GAY
Posted by brian on 02.05.06 12:30 am
alright im a dumbass….i dont get it. can someone clue me in?
Posted by gibblowme doesnt know slang on 02.06.06 4:03 pm
he was fucking her while she had the wooping cough..its where you pretty much cough continuously
Posted by The King on 02.16.06 7:45 am
Hey Baash. If you insult someone, spell everything correctly. your is an article denoting ownership. You’re is a compound word meaning you are. Which state did you go to highschool?
Posted by SephirothIsMyGod on 03.08.06 5:41 pm
I see where you’re coming from King, but to be fair, we are surrounded by dumbasses who really just don’t know anything. We don’t have time to correct them all, so some- you should just leave be.
Posted by bob on 03.20.06 10:36 pm
That was so gay i didn´t get it tickle me pweese
Posted by bob on 03.20.06 10:37 pm
nipples are huge and delicious
Posted by pablo is gay on 04.20.06 6:58 pm
Kill yourself bob… and when did Z’s replace S’s or should I say “when did Z’z replace S’z?”