Duckshit
Funny Jokes and Dirty Jokes
Redneck Carpenter
Posted on 10.26.05 7:26PM under Redneck Jokes
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.
One of the men walked into the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.”
The clerk asked, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”
The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck.
He returned shortly and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-four.”
“All right. How long do you need them?”
The customer paused for a moment and said, “I’d better go check.”
After a while, he returned to the office and said, -
“A long time. We’re gonna build a house…”
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Posted by brian on 02.05.06 12:32 am
so stupid yet so HILARIOUS!!
Posted by The King on 02.16.06 7:47 am
That was stupid, but i liked it
Posted by deep south kkk on 03.01.06 8:21 pm
dumb as hell, and screw the dumb ass yankee that came up with it
Posted by SephirothIsMyGod on 03.08.06 5:42 pm
I just thought it was stupid.
Posted by pablo is gay on 04.20.06 7:02 pm
Deep South KKK? Gayest name of all time… Why don’t you just say “My name is Cletus, I fuck sheep, and I’ve never been to school.” Kill yourself… the civil war is over and your great grand-pappy lost thanks to his inferior brain and physical make-up due to generations of imbreeding.
Posted by whoisme? on 06.04.06 12:00 am
i love you pablo is gay.
Posted by noyb on 06.07.06 8:28 pm
that was really stupid!!!!!
Posted by see ya on 08.18.06 9:42 pm
HAHAHA that was the shit!
Posted by american solider on 04.24.08 11:28 am
now that was a funny as hell, and for pablo and the deep south KKK yall need to bury the hatchet yes the civil war is over and yes we yankees won but ill tell you what i been down south for more then a year and i fit in better here then up north, i get called a yankee all the time and feel no shame about it… its about being proud of where you came from