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Posted on 10.26.05 7:31PM under Redneck Jokes
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he’d first had sex.
“It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours,” Clem recalled.
“That sounds wonderful,” said Jed.
“Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us.”
“Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?”
“Baaaaa…”
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Posted by uneke on 11.09.05 4:00 pm
eeeeeewwwwwwww:)
Posted by haashley on 11.18.05 2:54 pm
that wuz some funny shit!!!!
Posted by GIBLOWME on 12.24.05 1:07 pm
Honestly, I know I’m an asshole, but is it that hard to spell was?!?!?
P.S. Y’all fucking dumbasses
Posted by TY on 01.13.06 9:07 am
that sounded dumb i don,t get it
Posted by brian on 02.05.06 12:26 am
TY youre a fucking dumbass. he was fucking a sheep
gross not really funny
Posted by gibblowme doesnt know slang on 02.06.06 4:00 pm
dude..wuz is the slang way to spell was you dumbass
Posted by D-weeks on 02.12.06 7:40 am
hahahhahahahaha omfg that shit was mad funny!!
Posted by D-weeks on 02.12.06 7:40 am
hahahhahahahaha omfg that shit was mad funny!!
Posted by The King on 02.16.06 7:40 am
does anyone on here find these funny and take offence to nigger joke?
If so you are a hippcrit and Ill eat you children.
Posted by pablo is gay on 04.20.06 6:52 pm
That was gay… It would have been funnier if they were brother and sister… and props to D-weeks, the blacky blackster, for letting us know that that “shit was mad funny” twice.