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My Baby

Posted on 06.27.06 4:20PM under Blonde Jokes, Jokes, Sick Jokes, Women Jokes

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are sipping tea and discussing their pregnancies.

The brunette says, “My baby’s going to be a boy.” The blonde asks, “How do you know?” The brunette says, “Because when we did it, my husband was on top.”

The red head then says, “My baby’s going to be a girl.” The blonde asks, “How do you know?” The red head says, “Because when we did it, I was on top.”

The blonde starts crying hysterically. When her friends finally calm her down, they ask her why she was crying. The blonde says, “My baby’s going to be a puppy.”

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  1. Posted by ravy on 06.28.06 6:21 am

    ther was a girl named katie n raven they walked down the street”havent u people every heard of closing a god dam door no.”

  2. Posted by sexyraver on 06.28.06 3:05 pm

    that’s a song

  3. Posted by SUCK ME on 07.31.06 6:24 pm

    YOU GUYS ARE DUMB ASSES>>

    :)

  4. Posted by da kabob lord on 10.07.06 1:21 am

    yo yo yo fullaz dat iz so far fuked up yaz dont even kno wat ure talkin bout… unless yaz like ta fuk dogz
    hahahahahaha

  5. Posted by souls lover on 10.25.06 9:19 pm

    i think kabob kid needs to stfu…..ur not snoop dog theer fella!!

    (as lawg as u no wat chu saying wen u’ze sayen it if ya no what im sayin…and obbviously u dont)

  6. Posted by SexyBrunette on 01.04.07 9:32 pm

    This is a funny joke!… if i was pregnant,i would have had 100 puppies by now!!!thnk goodness i aint pregnant lol

  7. Posted by dawgyluvor on 02.24.07 4:48 pm

    i have heard this on about a million times…but u know after the millionth time it just gets funnier…u guys have great jokes! lol

  8. Posted by dawgyluvor on 02.24.07 4:50 pm

    oops i spelt one wrong forgot the e…..hehehehe….im really stupid……lol

  9. Posted by Amber on 04.18.07 1:29 pm

    hahahahaha this shit is funny

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