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Making A Cake

Posted on 09.19.06 11:07AM under Jokes, Sick Jokes

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, “Mummy, what are they doing?” The mother hesitates then quickly replies, “Ummm they are making cakes.”

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, “Making cakes.”

The next day the girl says to her mother, “Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?” Shocked, the mother asks, “How do you know?”

She says, “Because I licked the icing off the sofa.”

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  1. Posted by :) on 09.23.06 7:28 pm

    Heh heh…I’m guessing you are Canadian like me? :) Just kidding not about being Canadian,about assuming you were Canadian) Nice joke!

  2. Posted by Lauren Clark on 10.25.06 4:42 pm

    You’re sick, man.

  3. Posted by anthony on 11.18.06 1:33 am

    cool! ya eh!

  4. Posted by sirjumpsalot on 01.09.07 1:56 am

    thats funnier than a 1 legged waitress working at the IHOP

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