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Lunch
Posted on 06.11.06 9:14AM under Ethnic Jokes, Jokes, Redneck Jokes, Stupid People
Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a Redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.
The Chinese man says, “If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I’ll kill myself.”
The Italian guy says, “If I get another slice of pizza, I’ll kill myself.”
The redneck says, “I recon if I get anutha hayum sandwhich, a’ll kill maself.”
The next day, all three men get the same lunches. They were so angry that they actually threw themselves in front of an oncoming train.
At the funeral the Chinese man’s wife says, “If only I hadn’t packed an egg roll that day.”
The Italian guy’s wife says, “If only I hadn’t packed a slice of pizza that day.”
“Don’t look at me,” says the redneck’s wife. “He done packed his own lunch.”
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Posted by Jackie on 07.09.06 8:32 pm
i no a joke jsut like that but it has a blond a red head adn a brunnett instead and tehy r on the empiror state building!!
Posted by Nate on 03.02.07 1:45 pm
this joke is very offensive i happen to be a “redneck” from kentucky and ive noticed southerners tend to be smarter than most yankees
Posted by dave on 04.08.07 2:49 pm
haha… not very original but very funny whenever you here it ( no offense to “rednecks”)
Posted by jimbo on 07.10.07 2:42 am
LAME