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Little Johnny’s First Time
Posted on 06.28.06 1:54PM under Jokes, Sex Jokes, Sick Jokes
Little Johnny comes home from school one day. His mother asks “How was school?”
Little Johhny replies “I had sex for the first time today!”
Little Johnny’s mother is infuriated. She tells Little Johnny to go to his room and wait for his father to get home.
Later, Little Johnny’s father comes to his room, sits down and says “Don’t tell your mother but congratulations my boy! Sex is great, isn’t it?”
The next day, Little Johnny comes home and his father asks “Did you have sex again today, Little Johnny?”
Little Johnny replies “No, my ass still hurts from yesterday.”
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Posted by BIG Black on 07.17.07 8:51 am
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Posted by Shane Brown on 08.15.07 7:16 pm
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