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Here Lies…

Posted on 06.27.06 4:24PM under Jokes, Men Jokes, Women Jokes

A husband and wife are having a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.’”

“Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.’”

 

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  1. Posted by joe on 06.28.06 1:52 am

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