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Flawed Motorcycle
Posted on 06.15.06 9:28AM under Jokes, Sex Jokes, Sick Jokes
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price. The only problem is that the handlebars on the motorcycle aren’t finished so they will rust when they get wet unless Steve smears Vaseline all over them before it rains.
Steve’s girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents one evening. Him, being excited about his new bike, drives his new motorcycle to his girlfriend’s house.
She is waiting outside for him when he arrives. When he gets there she looks him directly in the eye and says, “No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don’t say a word. Our family had a fight a while ago about doing the dinner dishes. We haven’t done any since… and the first person to speak at dinner has to do them!”
Steve sits down for dinner and soon notices that his girlfriend wasn’t exaggerating. It is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen and nobody is saying a word. At first Steve is a little intimidated but soon he decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her onto the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her father is obviously angry, and her mother is horrified. Yet, when Sdteve and his girlfriend resume their placs at the dinner table, nobody says a word.
A few minutes later, Steve decides to have a little more fun. He grabs his girlfriend’s mom, throws her onto the table and does a repeat performance! Now his girlfriend is furious, her father is boiling, but her mother is a little more pleased. But still, there is complete silence at the table.
Suddenly, there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain. Steve immidiatly remembers his motorcycle outside and so he jumps up, pulling his jar of Vaseline from his pocket.
With a look of terror in his eyes, the girlfriend’s father backs away from the table screaming, “Okay, enough already, I’ll do the damn dishes!”
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Posted by meh on 06.17.06 4:30 am
bahhahaha
Posted by chucknorrisistheshit on 02.12.07 3:34 pm
hahahaha thats one of the best jokes ive eva heard