Funny Jokes and Dirty Jokes
Posted on 05.28.06 3:46PM under Jokes, Religious Jokes, Sex Jokes
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.Â
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.Â
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!”Â
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”Â
The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!”
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Posted by chad on 06.02.06 6:10 pm
its to long
bitch
chuck norris is going to round house kick you…
Posted by kyle on 06.05.06 1:48 am
chuck norris is fucking dumb that shit is fucking old asshole
Posted by kyle jones on 06.05.06 1:49 am
chuck is fucking gay
Posted by juggalo on 06.07.06 5:13 pm
you are all fucking stupid. i just lost 10 IQ reading your shit. 1, chuck norris is kickass. 2, this joke isnt about chuck, so stfu about him, nobody gives a shit. 3-kyle.. learn proper english u ass wipe. imagine if the kid was you.. then you would realize maybe that the joke was funny as hell and you should pull your head out of your ass, respect other peoples opinion, and express your own if u think you have the balls to
Posted by Kyle on 01.03.07 3:47 pm
Hahahahaha thats great.
Posted by Fuck Off on 06.19.07 12:46 am
first off your all fucked up in the head but i agree with juggalo kyle shut the fuck up chuck norris is bad ass!