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Ex-Girlfriends
Posted on 11.25.06 8:37PM under Jokes, Women Jokes
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d be interested in meeting up and re-kindling a little of that “magic. “”Wow!” I said. “I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now. I’m a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me.” She just giggled and said she was sure I’d “rise” to the challenge.
“Yeah” I said, “Just so long as you don’t mind a man with a waistline that’s a few inches wider these days!” She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled, “I’ve put on a few pounds myself!”
So I told her to fuck off.
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Posted by SnowZ on 11.28.06 11:56 pm
thats fucking nice!
rock on brother!
Posted by kevin on 01.16.07 9:13 am
LOL fuckin right we dun want no chunky heffers, lol keep it up, more racial jokes lol they rock!
Posted by Tanya on 03.02.07 4:26 pm
Yall don’t need to be talking about fat people cause ya ass’s are probably fat yourselves.LOL
Posted by Clement on 03.11.07 6:08 am
YES, our asses are fat, but wee still dont want any chunky girls.
Posted by IAgree2Disagree on 04.02.07 2:06 pm
YEAH!!!!!!!! NOOOO CHUNK PUNKS! im too skinny but hey… i dont need to girl to make up 4 it. lol
Posted by Nick on 04.17.07 4:27 pm
wow i cant believe how much that relates to guys…… lol that pretty bad i never thought of it like that lol
Posted by Zirkel on 05.10.07 7:15 am
Hey, Fatt People Need loving too.
Posted by ctrae on 06.02.07 4:10 am
FAT PEOPLE ARE KEWL AND WAY MORE BETTER THAN BANGING ON THEM GURLZ DAT LUK LYKA BAG OV BONES LOLZ BUT YEAH ERWUNZ ALGUD DONT HATE, APPRECIATE OKAY GUYS!!!
Posted by colligan on 06.09.07 10:02 am
learn how to spell ctrae. . .that is all!
Posted by Jackie on 06.24.07 3:41 pm
wow that joke was retarded…i m not fat, but thats just dumb…wat a hipocritical dumbass…yall should b ashamed of your dumbass personalities. if i ever got together with a fucker like that i would dump his ass in a milisecond
Posted by sean on 07.07.07 5:21 pm
fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay
Posted by jordan says: on 07.31.07 6:03 am
i idmite i am fat but i am stronger thin all your fucking punk ass nigers!!!!!!
1 of these days i will find you girls 1 of thes days and say lol…!!?
Posted by jordan says: on 07.31.07 6:06 am
kk
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