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Kiwi Joke
Posted on 10.05.06 3:04AM under Ethnic Jokes
Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4am by the telephone.
“Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency! I’ve just received word thet the Durex fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week.”
PM: “Shut up - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - wi’ll be ruined!”
Hilth Munister: “We’re going to hef to shup some in from abroad… Brutain?…”
PM: “No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!”
Hilth Munister: “What about Australia?”
PM: “Maybe - but we don’t want them to know thet we are stuck.”
Hilth Munister: “You call John Howard - tell hum we need one moollion condoms; ten enches long and eight enches thuck! That way they’ll know how bug the Kiwis really are!!”
Helen calls John, who agrees to help the Kiwis out in their hour of need. Three days later a van arrives in Auckland - full of boxes. A delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms; 10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and gold.
She then notices in small writing on each and ivery one………
MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM
Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie . Oy Oy Oy ….
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Posted by hjuyras on 10.17.06 7:27 am
wth?
Posted by anthony on 11.18.06 1:04 am
this is gay!!!!!
Posted by D on 01.17.07 1:28 am
Um, learn to spell?
Posted by bonox on 01.21.07 1:35 am
hahahahahahahaha you rule thats funny as
a toursist asked a local in new zealand who was fucking a sheep
” should you be shearing that?”
he replied
“i unt shaering thus wuth nubody!”
thats right suck on that!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by WHITEPEOPLEARE STUPID on 05.05.07 5:13 pm
Thats funny given australians are backwards, intellectually deficient and descendents of exiled murderers rapists and thieves…and they haev tiny penises.