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Posted on 11.17.05 7:13AM under Irish Jokes

A young man named Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants, having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test by the Department manager.

Upon completion of the test both men had only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Murphy and said,

“Thank you for your interest, but we’ve decided to give the American the job.”

Murphy: “And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish I should get the
job!”

Manager: “We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed.”

Murphy: “And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?”

Manager: “Simple. On question #5 the American put down, ‘I don’t know.’

You put down ‘Neither do I.’”

Read Comments

  1. Posted by haashley on 11.18.05 2:42 pm

    man yall jackass’s are being racist say’n that irish people are cheaters your the mother fuck’n cheaters!!!!!!!

  2. Posted by haashley on 11.18.05 3:09 pm

    dumb ass

  3. Posted by Josh on 11.30.05 5:41 pm

    Funny, somewhat witty, and definitely not what I was expecting to see in the punchline.

    I liked it.

  4. Posted by Jonathan Martin on 12.30.05 2:56 am

    haashleys a f*ck’n irish person, F*CK YOU HAASHLEY

  5. Posted by meghan on 01.11.06 12:50 am

    its YOU’RE.. dumbass…. im not saying that either ine is a cheater…cuz we all know that everyone cheats, but if you want to compain about somthing make sur you get the spelling right before you do so…

  6. Posted by cuz on 01.12.06 9:48 am

    hey jonathan eat shit you prod

  7. Posted by The King on 02.16.06 8:44 am

    Hey Meghan, you should follow your own advice

  8. Posted by RENEE on 03.10.06 6:02 pm

    DITTO ON MEGHAN LEARNING HOW TO SPELL. AND HAASHLEY NEEDS TO EASY UP. ITS JUST A FUCKING JOKE. GET OFF THE INTERNET IF YOU CANT STAND THE HEAT

  9. Posted by so on 04.27.06 4:32 am

    people should learn to read a joke, laugh about it, maybe share it with others and let it end there.

  10. Posted by I'm Irish on 04.27.06 5:14 pm

    I’m Irish and that wasn’t too bad…

  11. Posted by irish girlie on 08.03.06 10:39 pm

    lol. that was funny! and hey all you losers whinin about these jokes bein racist, maybe you shouldn’t have gone to a website wit racist jokes on it. their funny and if you cant handle it dont look. dumb asses.

  12. Posted by lolly on 09.13.06 2:52 pm

    u go irish girlie, the joke was funny, i think the irish are fab but a joke dont mean nuthin. Dont read it if its gonna mak u throw a tantrum! lol

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