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Stone Cold Dead
Posted on 10.26.05 7:39PM under Irish Jokes
Paddy was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a bit on
the warm side, the wake was held down to only two days, so his mortal
remains wouldn’t take a bad turn. At last his friends laid him in the
box, nailed it shut & started down the hill into the churchyard.
As it was a long, sloping path and the mourners were appropriately tipsy, one
fellow lurched into the gatepost as they entered the graveyard. Suddenly
a loud knocking came from in the box. Paddy was alive! They opened the
box up and he sat up, wide eyed, and they all said, Sure, it’s a miracle
of God! All rejoiced & they went back and had a few more drinks but
later that day, the poor lad died. Really died. Stone cold dead.
They bundled him back into his box, and as they huffed and puffed down the
hill the next morning, the priest said, “Careful now, boys; mind ye
don’t bump the gatepost again”
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Posted by haashley on 11.18.05 2:47 pm
that wuz messed up irish people aren’t retards like the people that made this joke!!!!!!!
Posted by seán on 12.17.05 7:57 am
too fukin fukin right.luv to catch u in galway sum day sayin dat shit ide leave u in a fukin coma. fukin retarded fool.
Posted by furi kuri on 01.29.06 6:23 pm
im irish and i love irish jokes and this one takes the cake
Posted by lolly on 06.01.06 5:23 pm
i dont get it but then i am blonde so u no but like is he dead then or what
Posted by spencer on 06.03.06 8:15 pm
actually, irish people are stupid, drunken, bastards! i went to ireland once, in dublin i saw the sheep, and then i saw the drunken irish people chasing the sheep! Fuck you dirty MICKS!
Posted by goodgrief on 11.30.06 8:57 am
Do 90% of the people who comment on these jokes have their head up their posterior???? These jokes have been made about dozens of nationalities. One could always say that Americans are lazy, drunken, lay-a-bouts, who’ll shag anything when drunk. And I shan’t go bezerk and think people are making racial slurs against me and my countrymen. Get a grip, it’s a JOKE.