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Irish Technology
Posted on 01.18.06 5:40PM under Irish Jokes
After digging to a depth of 300 feet last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
Not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 600 feet and headlines in the US papers read: “US scientists have found traces of silica, indicating 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians.”
One week later, the Irish newspapers reported the following: “After digging as deep as 1500 feet, Irish scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology.
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Posted by johnny on 03.05.06 2:25 am
thats… fucken racist…but kinda funny… not that much..
Posted by RENEE on 03.10.06 4:57 pm
THIS SHOULD NOT EVEN BE CONSIDERED A JOKE…MORE LIKE A WASTE OF MY TIME
Posted by EEVEE on 03.16.06 2:15 am
I think that was great… …you other pricks should learn to laf at your idiot irish selves
Posted by Fetus on 04.10.06 9:20 pm
Wow, you’ve just taken 25 seconds of my life, and I’ll never be able to retrieve them. Great job fuck ass.
also, this joke sucked. and seeing as I’m Irish, fuck you racist pigs.
Posted by Pat on 04.23.06 12:54 am
Hey Fetus, SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m Irish too. Get over yourself. It was a joke.
Posted by abe on 05.10.06 8:37 am
jesus christ you all wine alot. why dont you get a life and quit bitchin over everything thats a little offensive.
Posted by tom on 05.27.06 12:25 pm
bitchin lol
Posted by Karma on 09.14.06 1:13 pm
Fuck sake, take a joke!
How many Kerryman jokes, or Paddy Irish, English and scotsman jokes do ye tell!
Posted by nosveratosmaximus on 10.03.06 6:59 pm
dnt know what u all are going about it being racist its a damn joke,get over yourselves and just swallow that damn bitter pill
Posted by Patrick Seamus O'Kelly on 11.28.06 11:47 pm
meh it wasn’t bad, being FULLY irish, so shut your mouths you fucking half breeds, dont get angry just because your thriving off the little bit of irish you had in you…
fucking morons….
Posted by WHITE on 01.18.07 3:07 pm
aahahahhahaa irish pride mother fuckers