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Drunk Again

Posted on 10.26.05 7:42PM under Irish Jokes

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
“Why of course,” comes the reply.
The first man then asks: “Where are you from?”
“I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man.
The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too! Let’s have another round to Ireland.”
“Of Course,” replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks: “Where in Ireland are you from?”
“Dublin,” comes the reply.

“I can’t believe it,” says the first man. “I’m from Dublin too! Let’s have another drink to Dublin.”
“Of course,” replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: “What school did you go to?”
“Saint Mary’s,” replies the second man. “I graduated in ‘65.”

“This is unbelievable!,” the first man says. “I went to Saint Mary’s and I graduated in ‘65, too!”
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
“What’s been going on?,” he asks the bartender.

“Nothing much,” replies the bartender. “The O’Malley twins are drunk again.”

Read Comments

  1. Posted by haashley on 11.18.05 2:45 pm

    man that wuz some gay ass shit!!!!!!!

  2. Posted by seán on 12.17.05 7:51 am

    ya u fuckin masin bagels.your fukin idiots why do u stil tink all irish hav o in their names.if i cud ide make bit of ya

  3. Posted by m.u.t.e on 12.18.05 5:52 pm

    dude thats fuckin funny

  4. Posted by nm on 12.23.05 4:08 pm

    that was stupid

  5. Posted by TY on 01.13.06 9:05 am

    that was stupid

  6. Posted by chels and rel on 01.22.06 10:07 pm

    that was stupid

  7. Posted by mike on 02.02.06 1:06 pm

    Wow look…there making fun of whites, lets get all offended now, waahhhh.

  8. Posted by mike on 02.02.06 1:06 pm

    Wow look…there making fun of whites, lets get all offended now, waahhhh.

  9. Posted by Shamus McFlurry on 03.19.06 3:33 pm

    That was one of the better jokes. Haashley is a stupid frost bitch who can’t handle it.

  10. Posted by Keysha Aka Babyhustla on 04.12.06 2:53 pm

    i am irish but i guess it was funny FRom Gangsta white n blk gurl

  11. Posted by Pat O'Connor on 04.23.06 12:50 am

    Dude that was funny I dont care what you guys say

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