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Black Man on a Plane
Posted on 11.04.05 3:18AM under Black Jokes
A black man and his son are on an airplane going across the ocean
when they hear the captain’s voice coming over the speakers.
“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m afraid I have some bad news. One of
our engines has gone out. We still have 3 working fine, but in
order to make it across the ocean, we will have to dump all the
luggage. It will be picked up by boats and returned to the
airport where you can pick it up. Sorry for the inconvenience.”
Well, then about 15 minutes later, the captain comes on again.
“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m afraid I have some more bad news. We
just lost another engine. Since we already dumped the luggage, we
will now have to drop people. You will be given floating devices
and will be picked up immediately by a boat and taken safely to
shore. To be fair, we will do this in alphabetical order.
‘A’ is for African American. All African Americans, please raise
your hands.”
Well, hearing this, the little black boy started to raise his
hand. His father pushed his hand down and said, “No son, keep it
down!”
When no one raised their hands, the captain said, “Okay, fine,
let’s move on to the letter ‘B’.
‘B’ is for black. All blacks, raise your hands.”
Again, the little black boy starts to raise his hand, and his
father stops him again.
The captain comes on once more, and says, “Well then, I guess
we’ll move on to C.
‘C’ is for Colored. All colored people, raise your hands.”
The little black boy starts to raise his hand, and his father
pushes it down and tells him no.
“But dad!” he says, “We are African American, we are black, and
we are also called colored. Why won’t you let me raise my hand?”
His father says, “No son, today, we’re niggers. Those damn Jews
and Mexicans are going before us!”
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Posted by Black Jim on 11.06.05 5:48 am
This joke sucks bad, D is for dicks.
Posted by crystal on 11.06.05 1:10 pm
that was funni as shit lol
Posted by corin on 11.06.05 7:38 pm
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by uneke on 11.09.05 3:57 pm
I thought it was offensive! I really didn’t like it! I am sorry that you feel it was worth laughing.
I will pray for you!
Posted by tom on 11.09.05 4:07 pm
That Joke Blew It Dont Make Scence Dumass
Posted by Cassie AKA Frecks on 11.11.05 12:10 pm
omg, that was gay, i hate racists! ok, i would seriously like you to take this off. its so stupid…
Posted by gurk on 11.11.05 8:26 pm
badasssss! that shit is funny, i don’t care who u are… u rock!
Posted by ghetto_garbage on 11.12.05 4:04 pm
main that was funny as 7734″
Posted by Big Sammy B on 11.12.05 7:12 pm
Why is everyone too Political Correct… there are white jokes too.. but you just got to get on with everything
Posted by baby on 11.12.05 8:37 pm
u white stupid ass honky jokes like get crackers fucked up
u HONKY
Posted by Kick ass redneck on 11.16.05 10:33 pm
that is some funny shit i agree whith gurk_: what ever that means… but exsept for the “i dont care who you are” part if he was gay i would hate him just as much as niggers. but im not racist a genst niggers only im rasist agenst cans… africans canadians MEXICANS and then there is alywas the exseption indians… theres no cans but every one still tats them
Posted by Michelle on 11.16.05 11:31 pm
yah r so dumb yah should quit yr jobs cuz that’s not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Rastus A.P. Oreo on 11.17.05 7:20 pm
Dat be the funniest joke I be readin’ in long time.
Posted by BIG BLACK ANDY on 11.17.05 7:49 pm
cracker foolz white jimmy da cricket suite wearin mother f*cker i orda f*ck you up
Posted by Cnierman22 on 11.17.05 10:49 pm
HAHAHAHAHA bout time a nigger got a break!
Posted by haashley on 11.18.05 2:39 pm
that wuz so f*ck’n funny!
Posted by billy bob on 11.19.05 1:47 am
yep real funni!
Posted by Cassidy on 11.21.05 8:39 pm
This is 1 of the stupidest fuckin jokes i have ever heard in my life!!! NOT FUNNY!! and i am not racist!!
Posted by lol mama on 11.27.05 11:28 pm
god what the fuck did [...] even mean AND WHAT THE FUCK KINDA JOKE WAS THIS!??!?! IT WAS RETARDED AS A MOTHER FUCKER!!!……………………………………………………………u think that joke was all that and a bag of chips!?!?!?!? well this comment is all that and a bag o’ skittlez so taste my raiiiiiinnnnnnbbooooowwww BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
SKITTLES>>>> TASTE THE RAINBOW[BITCH]
Posted by skip daddy jr. on 12.02.05 10:38 pm
this is funny i almost shit myself lol
Posted by skip daddy jr. on 12.02.05 10:40 pm
f*ck i shit myself laughfing so hard i actually shit myself
Posted by Lots a love on 12.03.05 12:07 am
THAT IS SO FUNNY! They are still black
Posted by cheerbitch on 12.06.05 2:13 pm
i’m racist (lil bit) and i still don’t think i funny only a lil bit!
Posted by cheerbitch on 12.06.05 2:15 pm
i’m racist and i still think that joke was a piece of shit
!
Posted by rainbow17 on 12.07.05 8:37 am
the joke was funny,i admit. Being black i still had to laugh myself, but cheerbitch and kick ass redneck are going to get their ass beat by a black person 1 day and that shit is going to be funny as hell.
Posted by scott on 12.14.05 10:16 pm
my wife is black and I am white and we both thought this joke rocked!!!
Very funny!!!!!
Posted by Ghetto_Taco on 12.17.05 5:08 pm
Hahahaha!!! That was friggen halarious!!! People that are pissin and moanin about this bein racist?! People here need to get a grip! It’s just a joke!
Posted by oscar on 12.17.05 5:18 pm
that joke was the shit
Posted by miami22 on 12.21.05 9:48 am
you guys need to relax. Everyone can use a little nigger joke now and then.
Posted by Ghetto Gurl on 12.21.05 10:33 am
Man the only way that is funny is if it’s a black person sayin’ that shit.
I take that shit personal. White people usin’ tha word NIGGA again.
That shit ain’t goin down. I will pop a white bitch for sayin’ NIGGA.
Thats a slave word and that’s why white people ain’t aloud to say that shit
Posted by Eric Johnson on 12.23.05 12:01 am
Wow, that joke wasn’t funny: Not because it talked about blacks but because i didn’t know
Posted by Eric Johnson on 12.23.05 12:05 am
WOW I DIDN’T KNOW REDNECKS COULD SPELL, OH YEAH THAT JOKE WASN’T FUNNY EITHER. MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO POSTED HOW FUNNY THEY THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY MOST LIKELY NEVER FINISHED HIGHSCHOOL NOW THAT’S FUNNY (LOL)
Posted by GIBLOWME on 12.24.05 1:04 pm
What the fuck is wrong with this website?! NO ONE WHO VISITS IT CAN SPELL! Y’all are fucking dumbasses.
Posted by Cuzzleton on 12.25.05 5:44 pm
Listen, I’m black and I think everyone needs to relax about this damn joke, there are jokes that make fun of every culture in the whole world, this ain’t havin a go at black people but having a harmless laugh at our choices of who can use the n word and when it’s appropriate. It’s just a joke for fucks sake.
Posted by takeajoke on 12.26.05 6:09 am
Funny stuff, but I’ve heard it before. Here’s some new quickies:
“whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?”
-A large pizza can feed a family of Four
“how do you get a nigger out of your front yard?”- hang him in the back
“What’s the difference between a nigger and shit on a stick?”-the stick
“Why do jews wear yamicas(spelling?) aka, those little round cloth things”
-so you don’t burn your hand when you put them in the oven
“what do you call a nigger nail to the side of a barn?”
-antique farm equipment
The only white joke I know is:
“what do you call an elevator full of white people”
-a box of crackers
The last one’s not that offensive though, but I’d love to find some good ones, so let me know!
Posted by funnyfunnyshit on 12.29.05 10:27 pm
that joke was pretty funny i got to admit and that ghetto gurl neeeeds to shut the fuck up and get her facts straight nigga means kool and hip nigger on the other hand means a dumb ass slave so she neeeds to shut the fuck up im black and i know what im talkin about i dont take that shit offensive ive read funny white jokes and even more funny black jokes
Posted by hitkredneck 4 u on 12.30.05 10:48 am
That joke was alright and kick ass redneck has, the i hate cans down just right HELL YA
Posted by nigger hatein' me on 12.30.05 3:36 pm
that some funny shit and yall nigger lovers should say it was funny
Posted by TO YOU BITCHES on 12.30.05 7:23 pm
I THINK THAT this shit is stupid and that white people shouldent be talking shit about black people cuz u konw u wouldent say it to ther face cuz they would beat the shit out u and the people that are hate n on Mexicans should shut the fuck up. cuz u aint shit bitch!
Posted by Debbie on 01.02.06 7:49 am
That was a REALLY funny joke. Even if I was black it would be funny. Some of the responses are funnier than the joke!!!!!! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Posted by MaryAnne on 01.09.06 9:55 pm
Have you noticed that all the black people responding to this can’t seem to actually write a sentence? They just shout out strings of obsceneties.
Posted by carmelcutie96 on 01.09.06 10:48 pm
yall talkin about african americans thats the right fuckig term u stupid ass white piece shit. iam so fucking tired of u little honkies talk shit an di hope all yall get your ass beat by black person and i bet u wont open your gotdamn mouth again. i dont know y yall whiteys talkin yall smell like wetdog and some rotten ass milk everytime u open up your white mouths.ITs so ok cause whites dudes anit got shit on black dudes first they cocks are much BIGGER ,we can actually dance ,and we’ll beat all your white ass . Also u black people who r thinking this shit is funny ya’ll can start being white with this other MOHERFUCKERS.who ever made this website iam going to find u and beat your white ass yea and takeajoke needs to shut up idont think shell thinks its funny when i beat her ass till it turns black . thats all i got to say and i wish someone would say some shit back to me iam out u white pieces of shit
Posted by JT on 01.10.06 8:47 am
ALL U FUKIN WITE PPLZ R FUKIN BUM CUNTZ YALL NEED 2 FUKIN GTA LYF
BLCK PPLZ 4 LYF…
UZ NIGGAZ RULE. N U NO IT TWAT
Posted by EIRE on 01.12.06 5:22 am
LEARN HOW TO SPELL YA BOUSY
Posted by Rockin' Chuck on 01.12.06 1:21 pm
I thought that shit was funny… Everyone gets picked on, on this webiste so shut the hell up your whining fucks.
Posted by Rockin' Chuck on 01.12.06 1:23 pm
Lol mama you have to go to the link for the joke and read it all you dumb ass
Posted by TY on 01.12.06 4:06 pm
that shit was hilarious baby who ever wrote that is brilliant.
Posted by Iluvblackgirls on 01.16.06 12:25 am
Carmelcutie…why are you so pissed about a harmless joke? If you think it’s racist…what’s the big deal? LOOK WHAT YOU WROTE! your just as racist as anyone of these motherfuckers on here, fuckin hipocrit.
Posted by Total Honky on 01.16.06 6:38 pm
http://www.duckshit.com/jokes/ethnic/black-jokes/black-man-on-a-plane/#comment-199
Posted by Total Honky on 01.16.06 6:40 pm
Only way to go. Would like to hear some more Honky jokes. Here are some crude
Name: brighton bus driver
Sent: 23:43 GMT on 13 January
Topic: A Little Humour
how can you tell when a paki boy becomes a man?’THEY TAKE THE NAPPY OFF HIS ARSE AND PUT IT ON HIS HEAD! what do you call a black preacher? HOLY SHIT! what begins with an N and ends with an R and you would never want to call a black man? NeighbouR! why do paki’s smell so bad? SO BLIND PEOPLE CAN HATE THEM TOO! what do yo call a White man surrounded by 300 black men? THE WARDEN! what do you call a black man in a mansion? A BURGLAR! why are blacks like sperm? ONLY ONE IN A MILLION WORKS! R&R
Insult me (I am ‘white’) please
Posted by garth on 01.20.06 12:37 pm
if you dipshits are so offended by racist jokes then why the hell did you click on BLACK JOKES your a bunch of dipshits, why dont you wake up and see reality, bet and all that other bullshit
Posted by garth on 01.20.06 12:47 pm
how do you starve a black person? hide the welfare check under their work boots HAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by DarkTyrel on 01.20.06 3:19 pm
Hope u enjoy this one, its quite vulgar though
one day an ugly little racist white bastard said to a black boy.
White: do u know why i have white skin and urs is black?
Black: nope
White: its bcoz when u were little i painted u black
The ugly little white bastard rolls on the floor laughting, the black
boy look at him and said
Black: do u know why ur skin is white and ur asshole is black?
white boy seem confused and said
white: nope…so why my ass is black, nigger, spit it out nigger…
Black:Bcoz when i fucked ur ass, the paint was still wet…
Posted by DownWithTheSwirl on 01.21.06 2:44 pm
Hey Guys,
How do u kill a thousand ethioipians???
Throw a biscuit off a cliff.
Posted by DarkTyrel on 01.21.06 5:04 pm
and how do u kill the one who threw the biskit???
Just push him off the cliff.
Posted by techno on 01.21.06 5:16 pm
i have a better one
so how do u kill the one who threw the biskit???
just tell him one of the ethioipians stole his car keys.
Posted by steve on 01.22.06 9:28 pm
Why the fuk didnt mine come up!!
Posted by +SIN+ on 01.22.06 10:04 pm
korny
Posted by steve on 01.22.06 11:44 pm
What do u do to a black guy with half a face?
Smile and reload.
Posted by garth on 01.23.06 1:19 pm
darktyrel that was the lamest joke i have ever heard
Posted by DarkTyrel on 01.25.06 2:34 pm
Joke!! You mean Racist joke, because its not the same thing and You know whos the lamest garth? its you…
As if there are different levels of RACIST jokes…whether its funny, lame or lamest. Its the same outcome, it brings down and offend.
I dont see any difference between my racist jokes and others posted…what u wrote below is one of the many lamest post
>garth wrote:
>if you dipshits are so offended by racist jokes then why the hell did you >click on BLACK JOKES your a bunch of dipshits,
>why dont you wake up and see reality, bet and all that other bullshit
So u are offended, i think this makes you a dipshit too…that was my goal
Posted by steve on 01.26.06 4:06 am
Good one
Posted by WhyteBoi4 on 01.27.06 8:47 pm
To “Cassie AKA Frecks”
“omg, that was gay, i hate racists!”
So prejudice is acceptable, but racist isn’t?
I just loved how you used “gay” to describe something bad in a sentence talking about how much you dislike prejudice.
Eh, what can you expect from a twelve year old girl who lets the “cool kids” think for her?
Posted by GrammarNazi on 01.29.06 4:34 pm
Okay, I have a few things to say.
1) Stop slaughtering the english language. typeing liek ths isntt l3gib;e. So, if you’re going to leave a comment, learn the language first.
2) I don’t really like this joke. I’m not going to be a preachy mother fucker from the Politically Correct choir, but come one. Some shit just isn’t funny.
3) This comment is all that and TWO bags of Skittles. So you can taste MY rainbow.[bitch]
4) I’m not prejudiced. I hate everyone. (Especially fuckers with bad grammar)
So, in closing, learn to spell, you fuckers.
Posted by babygirl on 01.30.06 10:17 am
look here you kick ass redneck you say you reasist against aafricans i got you bitch ass im gonna hunt you down skank bitchhhh
Posted by Jesus (yes that one) on 01.31.06 7:53 pm
Well i have to say i loved the joke because im black oh and it was those damned jews that killed me and well fuck the spicks
Posted by BigDaddyJones on 02.02.06 3:04 pm
Why aren’t there any black astronauts??
Because thier lips pop at 50,000 feet!HAHA
Posted by babygurl on 02.03.06 8:44 pm
that wasnt funny i think that was racest no offence or anything but its a free country any onecan say what they want to think not what u think for them like if i say its funny but i dont and u say its not its my mind not urs its my opinon not ur opinon so say what u want to say and ill say what i want to say
Posted by Steve on 02.04.06 3:50 am
to grammarnazi
ur a fucking dick! who cares about the grammar, its just cos where lazy!!
Posted by Clinton Barker on 02.04.06 5:28 am
Your a racist mother f**ker and i dont like you but you sure know how to write a funny joke, but seriously some things you should keep out of writing coz it could get you seriously hurt
Posted by Danhop on 02.04.06 5:42 am
fuckin stop winging!!! that was good all the ppl who say otherwise can suk my dick, im not racist but if i was black id be laughin anyway.
and to the fag that hit my car > eat shit!!
Posted by get over it on 02.04.06 9:24 am
why do you guys come in here to complain about hating racist jokes, if you don’t like racist jokes then don’t read them. simple as that.
and you black people who are complainig about whites saying nigger, you call eachother nigga all the time, so whats the problem. you want equal rights, so we have the same right to say nigga as you do.
and if you want to whine about the “n-word” being used by whites, then don’t you call us crackers, honkys, snowmen, or anything else like that. or ill kick your ass for being racist.
pwnd bitches.
Posted by Spike on 02.04.06 11:20 am
the comments on this site are funnier than the jokes, i especially like the joke about the dude with half a face. cracks me up, but you all stink anways, laters biatches
Posted by brian on 02.05.06 12:20 am
nice man funny stuff
Posted by Tyrone on 02.05.06 7:41 pm
Why do all black people have nightmares? They shot the only one who had a dream
Posted by Tyrone on 02.05.06 7:49 pm
What’s faster than a black guy with a stolen t.v? His cousin with the vcr
Posted by reese on 02.06.06 3:27 pm
thaT WAS dumb whta wrong with black peop;e
Posted by pooms on 02.07.06 6:00 pm
Shut the fuck up, if its racist why do you care? Its not even that offensive.
Posted by Steve on 02.08.06 3:04 am
Shes hot>>>>>>>
Posted by jayda on 02.10.06 12:59 pm
listen i have looked at all the comments and it seems to me that niggers say alot of shit when they are behind a computer screen come to where i live and talk your bullshit see where you end up at its a fucking joke what the fuck do you think black jokes are? i dont give a fuck who you are call me a cracker if thats the best name you can come up with you need to wash that grease out your hair and grow a brain cell and all you white girls taking up for niggers fuck you trader bitches you deserve what you get
Posted by tigolbitties on 02.10.06 8:42 pm
Dude those of you who dont like it why the heck did you continue reading it. Dont be retarded, its a joke. Quit whining like little niggers
Posted by Harris on 02.11.06 10:43 am
this joke was the most stupidest joke ever you suck you lousy sonava bitch i hope you take this piece of shit work and shove it upwhere the sun don’t shine you god for saken dumbass.
Posted by blond-babe on 02.11.06 4:59 pm
yo look y is it only ok if a blak person says nigga but its racist if a wite person says it i meen u r taking da mik out of yorself we wite ppl also take da mik out of ourslef but i aint offended if a blak person calls me a milk bottle or shit n anyway deres no difference against us just our colour and if u didnt like the jke u can just go off dis webby and forget all bout it
Posted by Bronc on 02.12.06 12:56 am
Ok Ok Ok Here’s a white joke. . . what’s black and blue and goes floating down the river. . . . .
A white man telling black jokes.
So can’t we all just get along now? (but that would be no fun).
Posted by D-weeks on 02.12.06 7:36 am
this joke is freaking great, so funny.
Posted by D-weeks on 02.12.06 7:36 am
this joke is freaking great, so funny.
Posted by Steve on 02.12.06 8:02 pm
Would everyone please stop ur f#cking winging and tell some funny jokes!!
Posted by your mom on 02.13.06 6:30 pm
EVERYBODY WHO HATES RACIST JOKES, STOP FREAKING OUT CUZ THEY ARE *********JUST************JOKES********
SO GET THAT THROUGH UR EASY-OVEN-BAKE-HEAD!!!!!!
Posted by Administrator on 02.14.06 2:03 am
I take it up the ass!!
Posted by Split on 02.14.06 4:09 pm
not racist….only against blacks who get mad and accuse us whites of being racist just for saying like bling…and they say we are racist and cant use those words…so i dont care for them.also i=i have watched several videos about the new orleans relief…and u always see the big black bitches with 20 kids crying for help…and you see the white people trying to pick everything up….but the joke itsself lacked humor. because there can be black jews…and black mexicans…u dont have to be a racist to enjoy a good black joke. EX: Why do you go to a black guys yard sale? Answer: To get your stuff back…so put racisim aside and see the joke for what it really is
Posted by Administrator on 02.15.06 5:37 am
Im am so horny for some cock right now!!!
Posted by Ya Mama on 02.17.06 6:01 pm
whoever wrote that shit is a stupid redneck ass bitch. just for that i am
going outside to find me a white bitch and beat the fuck out of him/her
(whichever gender i see first)
Posted by Sarah on 02.18.06 11:20 am
Why do mexicans buy cabage patch dolls?
Becasue they come with birth certificates
Posted by hottie on 02.18.06 1:18 pm
Why are white girls so quick to run out and get breast implants, lip injections, and dye their hair like it’s an everyday thing and then talk about black peoples lips, i’m sorry but we are original and I also happen to love my hair I never got a perm and it’s the most beautiful hair ive ever seen , and I say this also because some whites love talking about our hair, and it’s not nappy, it’s strong. we’re original people most of us don’t have to buy our beauty.
Posted by nigga hater on 02.20.06 12:55 am
yall niggers need 2 shut up cause ill say it to your face ill get the crips on any of you white haters i aint rasist and i dont take no shit ill shoot u and leave u with stiches and some of the struff u say i agree with kicken ass redneck cause a nigger is a stupid person so quit bein a fuck off and grow up
Posted by 10Shin on 02.20.06 5:00 pm
A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks, ”Where did you get that?”
The pig says, ”I won her in a raffle!”
Posted by cal1g1rl4lyf on 02.21.06 3:39 pm
man dat was sum dumb ass shit if u have 2 look 4 a laugh at dat low of a level u shud b ashamed of ur self but i aint goin 2 lie dat waz sum funny ass shit but if any black person such as myself finds out who u r trust me it will b ur life and whoever kick ass redneck is u shud b ashamed of ur self tryin 2 use some slang but at da same time not knowin how 2 spell man i wish u wud cum over here 2 my side of town and say u hate da cans man u will b lookin like a can by da time we is done wit u and 4 u 2 b talkin bout sumbody else u sure in hell dont know how 2 spell if u is goin 2 write in slang take u old dumb ass back 2 skool
Posted by General Lee on 02.23.06 12:31 am
Well this is funny how niggers say” say it to a black mans face and u will get beat” i live in a town in which basically everybody has lynching post’s in their backyard… not 1 black person lives in my town… NOT !… and also… one black person started calling me a cracker for no reason( DOnt get ur hopes up niggers) and then i punched him in his face… spit in his face…. and then did a ghost rider on my bike right into the smelly nigger!!! hahahhahahh
Posted by garth on 02.23.06 6:27 pm
TRUE DAT
Posted by HOLLA on 02.23.06 8:25 pm
wow ive come to 2 conclusions
white people are really inconsiderate
black people r too serious
both r SOOOO stupid
for all u whites, u came from black people so u should probly shut the fuck up, and black people lighten the fuck up, o wait lets just all beat the shit out of eachother, theres a fantastic idea!
Posted by jayda on 02.25.06 3:42 am
i keep hearing the same shit come to where i am ill beat your ass you white bitch fuck you niggers come to where i am ill find a spot to hang your nigger asses your little gangs ha i enjoy watching ya kill each other off a gang is no threat to me ya just keep killing each other and we will keep making funny ass jokes about stupid ass niggers now what……..
Posted by Redneck from Kentucky on 02.25.06 10:35 am
Fuck all of you all, its just a fucking joke you fucks, get over it. Why is it every time someone says something about black people its racist but niggs joke on white people all the time and thats ok? Fuck that shit I have a couple for ya’ll: What did they call Michael Jackson before he was the king of pop: A Nigger. What do you call two balack guys on a bike: Organized Crime Nigger, nigger black as tar stuck his head in a jelly jar the jar broke the nigger choked and thats the end of my nigger joke
Posted by mek-mek on 02.25.06 7:11 pm
i am blck and i think all the jokes were funny. Especially the 1’s directed at blck pp.
Posted by mek-mek on 02.25.06 7:11 pm
i am blck and i think all the jokes were funny. Especially the 1’s directed at blck ppl. So GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Kulgan on 02.27.06 3:07 am
hmm! A black face with blue eyes!….Shit! how can u be so dumb, u forgot to paint ur hands, it is still white. There wasnt so many jokes directed to white ppl but the few 1s was so funny. SO GET IT OVER!!!!!!!!!
Posted by suprmbdas on 02.28.06 3:27 pm
lol that was good
Posted by James on 02.28.06 7:52 pm
Good joke dude these fuckin nigger need stuff like that I have never met a black who wasn’t a racist.
Posted by daykota on 03.01.06 5:59 pm
ok…i’m white, my boyfriends k…i am very far from being racist. this joke really wasn’t funny, but i think that everybody needs to just chill out a little bit…ok maybe it was a white person who posted it, but everybody getting all worked up because of that is stupid. I mean, everyone is mad because he used a racist word in it, i understand BUT in the joke it was actually a black man who was “using” it…everybody really just needs it stop acting all crazy about it and all you racist ass white people…you need jesus, why are you on here talking all this about black people?!?!you should be ashamed of yourselves!!!
Posted by dude on 03.02.06 1:21 am
here is an easy one!
Q: what do you call a black guy that flies a plain?
A: a piolet you racist
Q:what did the black guy get for christmas?
A: MY new bike!
Q:what is blue and sits in the corner of my living room?
A:Its my nigger i can paint him any color i want!
zing, oh snap.
so this zebra dies and goes to heaven. he comes to the pearly gates and asks saint peter.
zebra: am i a black horse with white stripes, or a white horse with black stripes?
saint peter: you are going to have to ask God that question, so i will let you in.
zebra: God, am i a black horse with white stripes or a white horse with black stripes?
God: you are what you are.
Then the zebra went back to saint peter,
saint peter: so what did God say.
zebra:God said i am what i am.
saint peter: oh you are a white horse with black stripes.
zebra: how do know that?
saint peter: because, if you were a black horse with white stripes God would have said: You is what you is!
Posted by Monique on 03.02.06 8:41 pm
I am black, and irish. I like to laugh at a black joke too, becuase some are cute and funny. I know they are not referring to me, because I don’t fit in with most black stereotypes. I don’t think any black person unless the are sacrosacnt has the audacity to get offended. I thought the joke was horrible. I understood it, it was witty, but it wasn’t funny to me. There are jokes talking about all tyes of people, so those that have told racist jokes and get mad at them too. Word of advice: Take the hypocritical stick out of your butt. It shoved so far up there it’s sticking through your throat.
Posted by Humer on 03.03.06 1:26 pm
Look ! you have to let your hate for everything Black go “I swear i only came around to your moms house with those buses full of niggers because she said she was giving away FREE fried chicken with every $1 blowjob.
I know they was 3000 of us and she is still finding it very hard to eat,drink,and speak, but let it go,let it go maaannnnnn.
Posted by chase Krauter on 03.05.06 8:23 pm
i thought it was very funny. but offenseve, i am black i dont like being called nigger. so if you call me that again i will have to put my huge horse dick up your ass
P.S. it was funny
Posted by FunnyMan on 03.05.06 10:40 pm
A white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. “Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?” she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, “Darlin’, yew know what yew haf t’do if’n yew wants to borrer th’ truck.” “But Pa! Ah haf t’go naow!” the white girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. “Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t’do. On yer knees, bitch!” The white girl complied and started sucking her dad’s cock. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. “Gee Pa, yore dick shore tastes like shit!” Her dad slapped his forhead and said, “Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!”
Posted by racist-bitch on 03.06.06 5:43 pm
Man awesome joke…. i got my own… why do all niggers have nightmares…. because the last nigger that had a dream got shot…… thats right niggers come and find me…..WE NEED SLAVERY AGAIN…. NIGGERS THINK THAT THEY CAN TAKE OVER OUR COUNTRY…. GO AHEAD AND TRY…. WE HAD CONTROL OF YOU BEFORE….. WE CAN DO IT AGAIN
Posted by Joey on 03.06.06 6:29 pm
That joke was racist, but pretty funny.
Posted by ben on 03.08.06 4:43 pm
that joke was fuckin stupid and racist you crackheads should be shot.
Posted by Split on 03.10.06 12:02 am
would you people mine typing words….tell me which is easier to understand please….
Hey that stuff was very racist and i did not find it funny.
yo dat shizt waz sooooo racist and i aint find shit funny yo
thank you
and why is there a moderator….i have seen threats…death threats….every swear word under the sun…..what is there to moderate and what would be something that is not allowed to be said….if anyone knows tell me.
Posted by RENEE on 03.10.06 6:31 pm
YOU GUYS NEED TO GET A GRIP. ITS JUST A JOKE. GHETTO GURL NEEDS TO RELAX DUMB BITCH. IM BLACK AND I SAY NIGGA BUT I DONT GET MAD IF A WHITE PERSON SAYS NIGGA…AS LONG AS THE ‘ER’ IS REPLACED WITH AN ‘A’. DONT GET MAD AT A SO CALLED ‘SLAVE NAME’ IF YOU’RE STILL STUCK ON USING IT AND INFLUENCING OTHERS IN THE PROCESS
Posted by donnie darko on 03.11.06 8:07 pm
ok this is an ethnic jokes page. so n e one who is offended by this joke needs to go to the diff page. wut were u expecting. this is a good joke. laugh it up.
Posted by Chris Brouwer on 03.15.06 6:52 am
Every calm the FUCK down, just take one look at the site.
***JOKES***
Don’t take it soooooooo fuckin seriously
Posted by kissmyass on 03.23.06 3:20 pm
Every body be easy. it’s just joke, and this too shall pass. and the one’s who don’t like black people, first black people don’t like you, second you would never say that shit in they face. so it’s all good, no one race of people is better than the next. we are all the human race. we need to rise up as a people the american people and fight the war on terrosim. other than that it’s bull.
Posted by josh m on 03.24.06 3:18 pm
that was funny shit. if you dont get it then fuck off
Posted by teddy nigga on 03.25.06 12:42 am
YO DOG FUCK WHAT LOL MAMA SAID SHE JUST DONT LIKE A NIGGA JOKE SHE CAN GO KISS MY ASS IF SHE/HE WANTS TO BUT IF THEY JUMP YOU I GOT YOUR BACK
Posted by jayda on 03.29.06 12:59 am
what i dont get is all the niggers thats right i said it with the er anyway why are all the niggers looking up black jokes you like being made fun of or are you running out of shit to cry out about so now your gonna try and fuck up our jokes “how do you save a nigger from drowning?” GET YOU FOOT OFF HIS HEAD NOW WHAT?????
Posted by illkickuinthefukinpeepee on 04.06.06 1:17 am
Narrrrrrrrrrnia!!!
Posted by boy on plane on 04.07.06 8:46 am
my dad and i are still alive thanx to that joke.
Posted by reagan on 04.20.06 9:17 pm
look guys, let me say that not all black people are niggers. there is a difference, just like the difference between white people and white trash/ honkies. A ton of different races could’ve been out in, or a ton of religions. But it is a joke. And it was funny. If black people enjoyed it (and some did), then it couldn’t have been all that bad. another thing, not all Southerners are rednecks (btw I’m from Texas and I’m not rascist), not all rednecks are rascists, and not all rascists are rednecks. One last thing, why do black people who have never even been to Africa want to be called African American? That’s like if I wanted to be called Irish Scottish English Cherokee Native American. i mean it makes no sense. I was born in America. I am simply American. And that’s what i want to be called. Also, it doesn’t bother me to be called white. Why do some people have problems with being called black? I think I’ve written enough. Come on people it was just a joke. So laugh. You know it was funny. People who say they were offended are just trying to start problems.
Posted by chuck norris on 04.25.06 5:57 am
what has a nigger ever invented besides crime.
i live in the real world of niggers, i live in africa.
im white and im more african than all u african americans will ever be.
u guys weren’t even good enough to be slaves. also never send a black guy to do a white mans job.
Posted by Mike on 04.25.06 11:31 pm
If you dont get this joke. I consider you the dumbass. h-i-J-k-l-M-N wow read it :] J and M is before N. That means Jews and Mexicans are before Niggers.
(P.S.)
Good job if you dont have problems reading the alphabet.
Posted by Mike on 04.25.06 11:38 pm
An add on to my comment. I find this funny.
You must be a nigger if you dont understand this joke.
Oh, and I could give a shit less if anyone says: “Your a racist honky” “Your a cracker” “I hope you get jumped” and “Your racist” and etc.
Fuck You I dont give a shit what you say
Posted by Stud on 05.09.06 3:41 pm
Rasist jokes are the best. If you are not a rasist, then why did you click on Nigger JOkes?
Posted by vaughn on 05.11.06 8:39 am
Ha ha. Thats funny, dumb niggerrrrs. Worthless pieces of shit–there like baboons respecting poverty, crime and drugs. I tell ya, there takin society in the wrong direction. We oughtta kill all dem coons.
Posted by Grahven312 on 05.17.06 2:18 am
What Reagan said was deep, and i applaud him. There’s a difference between racism and racial jokes. Racism is one of teh worst attitudes anyone could have. Racist rednecks say black people are the source of crime and drugs. While those dumb hicks make illegal moonshine, harbor illegal weapons, and fuck their relatives (that last ones also a sin) and you say balck people are bad, dumb asses.
Posted by Alyssa Marr on 05.20.06 9:48 pm
OMG! that is so not even funny! u lot ra so racsist and u all SUCK!!!!!! R is for Racsist! u all are SO mean, i bet ur like this to every race that ur not, huh? Yall r auch hitlers!!!…and h8rz to!
Posted by FUCK YALL on 05.22.06 2:03 pm
WHAT DO WHITE PEOPLE AND A WET DOG GOT IN COMMON…… THA SMELL.
Posted by danthaman on 06.20.06 5:03 pm
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-it was runnin from the nigger(and for you politicaly correct stupid fucks, the “person of african desent”) who was tryin to make fried chicken with it. yeeha
Posted by fitted on my head on 06.28.06 5:09 pm
Wowo that shit right there is freakin crazy funny all that shit people probaly mad but shit its just a joke and they wasnt sayin no grimy bull shit so imma b laughin it up wit my pplz everytime i read this joke
Posted by david on 07.16.06 2:30 pm
i love racist jokes make more of the black ones there funny
Posted by NIGGERHATERFORLIFE on 07.27.06 6:54 pm
Dude all you fuckin nigger ass bitch need to get a fuckin life or go back to working on the fuckin farm. christ all you fuckin peices of shit need to fucking die. all you you niggers think your big shit, then why didnt you do something whenever you were on the farm doing what you should be doing today. fuckin niggers it should be like the 17 and 1800’s today. so i could boss you peices of fucking shit around. DAMN NIGGERS
Posted by narzan abedh on 07.27.06 8:01 pm
lmao that is a funnni shit and who every said omg that is rasist, take this off, omg this is gay….all of you are fuckin losers. wow lol its a joke wtf lol….
good one kid
Posted by Goth on 08.01.06 9:07 am
THIS JOKE SUX BIG TYM. THIS JOKE REMINDS OF YOUR MOTHER, STUPID AND DUMB. THIS JOKE SHOULD BE KICKED OFF THE WEB. I DONT EVEN GET. WHY IS IT SO GAY?
Posted by yellow on 08.17.06 12:19 pm
This joke is really funny. Whoever said it wasn’t funny need to live in Black people lives for a day!
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Posted by trip trizzle on 09.10.06 7:11 pm
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Posted by jj on 09.11.06 11:34 pm
it rocks
Posted by Bill on 09.12.06 12:20 am
I just want to say that I think everyone is just saying anything they want. It is extremely bad to be racist because there are african americans and mexicans and asians who are actually the same as us white people. They can act the same, talk the same and hang out with the same people. It’s alright to hate a person cause of what they do or say like anyone out there threatening to kill whites and then the whites threatening to hang blacks( I can’t stand any of you). But don’t hate all blacks cause one was threatening to kill whites. They’re not all like that. Besides no one is actually going to do anything to anyone. And Nigger is not an actual word just a slang so why doesn’t everyone (of all colors) stop using it.
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Posted by water beans on 09.18.06 5:33 pm
that shit is funny, if u don’t like it keep it to ur damn self. white power
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Posted by poo face on 09.22.06 7:02 am
wot is a can
Posted by Rev on 10.09.06 7:43 am
Shit all nigger jokes are funny and i think all white people should owm 1 or 2 ya know how to keep niggers outa ya backyard hang one in the front.
Posted by member of the kkk on 10.17.06 10:07 pm
ok i got somethin to say. i dont like niggers (i am racist!!!) If it was up to me i would build a boat and send all you bastards back to africa. And another thing if you think white people are scared of black people think again! if you show up in my yard ill have a 12 gauge shotgun waitin on your black ass!!! and if that doesnt work ill hand you from a fucking oak tree in my front yard!
Posted by UNKNOWN on 10.22.06 5:10 am
YOU CRACKERS WITH NO COLOR, SHAPES, TALENT (MUSICAL, DANCE, SPORTS, ETC.), ARE SO JEALOUS OF BLACKS. sTP HATIN AND GET A LIFE!!!!
Posted by BLACK QUEEN on 10.22.06 5:34 am
WHEN YOUR MAD YOUR RED, DEPRIVED OF AIR YOUR BLUE, DEAD YOU GREY AND EMARRASSED YOUR PINK AND YOU CALL US COLORED???GO BEAT EACH OTHER OVER THE HEAD WITH CLUBS LIKE YOU BEEN DOING. IM SO SICK OF THESE HATING ASS MURDERING WHITE PEOPLE. DONE CAUSED HARM TO EVERY RACE IN HISTORY-READ YOUR HISTORY- YA’LL ARE THE ENVIOUS, MASS MURDERING, RAPING, DISEASE INFESTED MOTHERFUCKERS. READ YOUR HISTORY DAMN PINK PIG HONKEYS lol lol lol
Posted by REPLY TO JAYDA on 10.22.06 5:44 am
Tell me where you live…No matter how much ya’ll sit out in the sun and drink coffee, ya’ll will never be blessed with this color. so stop hating. I bet your dick is small too that why ya women want us. Don’t get mad at us just grow some balls- get it?
Posted by black queen on 10.23.06 5:10 am
reply to member of kkk- why dont you like black people? what did we ever do to ya’ll? history is proof of why every other race should hate the craker. lol. and besides is you are so proud to be in the kkk, why do ya’ll hide behind sheets like some bitches. Be real with yours…the black panthers, nation of islam, Naacp, and any other organization for blacks don’t hide who they are. Punk ass bitches.
Posted by Lauren Clark on 10.25.06 11:44 pm
Fucking brilliant.
I loved it.
Posted by john on 10.29.06 11:15 am
well i like sugar and i like tea but i dont like a nigger no sir ea!!!
Posted by john on 10.30.06 10:28 pm
WELFARE!!!!
Posted by J on 11.03.06 2:57 am
lol thats great cause you can tell who the black people are on here cause they cant spell great joke by the way
Posted by J on 11.06.06 6:44 am
you guys trying to make white people jokes are just retarded please stop your making your selfs just look more retarded if thats possible
Posted by crystal and kids on 11.07.06 10:42 pm
fuck you. eat me! that was funny!!!
Posted by kevin samson on 11.09.06 1:55 am
i wanna have sex with a horse while im eating my own shit
Posted by kevin samson on 11.09.06 2:01 am
fuck niggers
Posted by kevin samson on 11.09.06 2:05 am
to all u fuckin niggers who are reading this my name is kevin samson and i fuckin hate u nigger doosh bags u can suck my jewish cock!!!!
i live in oakton and i go to madison high school in virginia if any of u niggerz wanna fight me come to my doorstep ill fuck u up
Posted by nick romagnoli on 11.09.06 2:15 am
fuck u niggerz u can suck my white cock go back to being fuckin cotton pickers u nappy headed peaices of shit
Posted by chris on 11.09.06 6:23 pm
fuck u u white boy i bet u ur gay and suk dik for a living go work my corner b fore i make u
Posted by chris on 11.09.06 6:27 pm
man i bet u ur just a fukin pussy talkin alot of shit thinkin ur all hard man u can go work my corner b fore i make u
Posted by john on 11.12.06 6:18 pm
suck my dick u stupid niggers
Posted by Take the Heat on 11.16.06 9:49 pm
I’m White… I win.
If you get offended by racist jokes, Don’t go looking for them on the internet.. Have a cry, look up a “black pride” web site and Get over it!
And in regards to Black Queen’s coloured comment… say what you wanna say, the reason we call you coloured is becasue we own you, and can paint you whatever color we want. It’s always been that way. Accept your place.
Posted by john on 11.18.06 11:46 pm
niggers are a bunch of cock sucking,pussy eating,disease infested mother fuckers.I mean yall are the stupid s.o.b.’s that make our country look like shit.If yall hate us so much then why did yall fight for the right for us not to be segregated???I mean we dont want none of yalls big ass lips on the white boyz water fountain!!! go back to fuckin africa!half of yall stupid fuckers are on welfare. yall use are hard earned tax dollars to sit on yalls black asses!!!thats one reason the KKK was invented to thin some of yall black bitches out. yall need to go back across the ocean where yall belong!!! i mean get a job bitch.i wish i could hang some of yall or at least have a couple of yall workin on the farm! pick my cotton bitch. fuck malcom x and martin luther king i vote on robert e lee and stonewall jackson bitch!!yall can all suck my dick you niggers. whyte boyz rule !!! and another thing all u mother fuckers stink like hell. yall need to take a bath and wash yo fuckin hair!!! ill fuck a nigger up. get a job take a bath and learn how to read and write cuz ill roll up in the hood and smoke all u stankin bastards! go back to fuckin africa!!!
Posted by john on 11.21.06 10:09 pm
fuck all you niggers yall all are a bunch of stupid motherfuckers!!! KKK rulz!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WhYtE fOlKz
Posted by john on 11.23.06 12:46 am
what do u call a nigger hanging on the side of a barn? antique farm equitment. wHyTe fOlKz!!!
Posted by john on 11.25.06 2:47 pm
what do a nigger and an apple have in common?they both look good hangin from a tree. why is there cotton balls in pain medicine bottles? to remind the niggers what they were doin before they were poppin pills. wHyTe FoLkZ!!!
Posted by Trent on 12.02.06 4:28 am
yal motherfuckers this joke sucks get out of here and go to my space white boys
Posted by Reece on 12.02.06 4:31 am
hey motherfuckers get some new sayins
Posted by shitface on 12.02.06 4:35 am
hey diddle diddle the cat done a piddle the cow cumed over the moon the slut that laughed got fucked up the ass and the dish gave head to the spoon BLOODZ RULZ! niggers yeaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted by john on 12.02.06 9:36 pm
shitface is a fuckin pussy ass mother fucker reecie is gay and trent is gunna get his ass wupped by a white boy so suck my dick you stupid niggers!!!! wHyTe FoLkZ
Posted by john on 12.03.06 11:48 am
wHyTe FoLkZ
Posted by john on 12.03.06 10:42 pm
niggerz r bitchez and ho’s go backto africa WhYtE FoLkZ!!
Posted by shitface on 12.04.06 3:43 am
fuck you john you fuckn pussy ass raper mother fucker cock sucker donkey fucker vagina licker michael jackson’s bum buddy boob muncher BlOODZ gonna fuck you up bitch
Posted by reece on 12.04.06 3:53 am
your the one that’s going 2 get fucked up. what shitface said is true
Posted by john on 12.04.06 2:34 pm
fuck all yall shit face and reece yall r a bunch of pussy ass mother fuckers!! ill fuck yall up!!!
Posted by b boy on 12.05.06 2:41 am
yal i agree wit hu reece and shitface john is a fucken pussy ass motherfucker boob muncher pervert fucker american nigger(if american) redneck play with yourslef wanker cock downer lowlife son of a bitch child melesterer prison fucked up the ass cunt poorbie so if u wanna bad mouth my boys bitch if gonna get u fucked up by the Bloodz as well and the bikers u fucken donkey ass raper from b boy by the way i am from fucken Australia and i am white right nigger.reply please
Posted by john on 12.05.06 9:32 pm
fuck u stupid motherfucking donkey dick sucking nigger! if u fuck with me ill fuck u up!get off welfare and go fuck yourself…ill blow your fuckin head off! stupid chicken fucker! blow me u jock strap sniffing bastard! thats why your mommas pussy stank so bad you australian goat fucker…and trust me i know how your mommas twat smells,she paid me 50 dollars just so she could see my big dick!!! she commented on how your little dick couldnt satisfy her and how she caught u sniffing her granny panties u sick freak!!!
Posted by b boy on 12.06.06 8:13 am
hey fuck u u pussy ass raper
Posted by john on 12.06.06 10:05 pm
suck my big ass dick!!! WhYtE FoLkZ
Posted by b boy on 12.07.06 4:29 am
yo suck my big ass dick A&lmos
Posted by john on 12.07.06 11:02 pm
u are a stupid ass cock sucking retard! i hope u get ure ass beat by a white boi you stupid porch monkey! eat shit and die! by the way i am from kentucky and i go to john adams high school and if u want to fight me then come on bitch! ill fuck u up!
Posted by b boy on 12.08.06 12:33 am
hey u stupid ass motherfucker make sure you don’t hold two knives otherwise you might fucken stab yourself because your a fucking retart and i hope you get your ass beat by a fucking balck nigger you racist piece of shit I am from queensland Australia and go to deception bay state high school in deception bay and i hope you get fucked up in prison and hope you get bent over a fence post crash and burn you ugly piece of shit and by the way your momma is so ugly she put the boogeyman out of buisness and your mommas so fat she hoped on the scales and it said to be continued you stupid retart
Posted by john on 12.08.06 9:32 pm
dude u call me retarted…u cant even spell the word.( R E T A R T E D ) u are the stupidest piece of shit I have ever talked to! By the way next time im in australia drop me a line and ill come by and beat your punk ass! wHyTe fOlKz!!!
Posted by b boy on 12.09.06 5:24 am
yo you must the fucken stupidest fucker i have ever met because i did not even say retarted i called you a retart you stupid fucker and by the way your probably to poor to come over to my country dog because if ya come over here your just gonna get fucked up by one of my homeboys A&lmos yeah!!!!!
Posted by john on 12.09.06 9:03 pm
O.K. dumbass…your still the stupidest fuck ive ever met,you spell it like this R E T A R T.
The correct spelling is like this (R E T A R D)
ooohhh!!! now who’s the B.I.T.C.H WhYtE FoLkZ!!!
Posted by john on 12.12.06 3:16 pm
awesome joke! wHyTe FoLkZ!!!
Posted by b boy on 12.12.06 10:41 pm
so what’s up “little johny” my homie b boy said yal tryin to fuck with him a well i got something 4 u ya little nigger suck my big fat juicy cock bitch “wHyTe FoLkZ” !!! BY THE WAY YAL ME AND MY HOME BOYS GONNA FUCK U UP NIGGER SEE YA LATER YA FUCKEN KENTUKY FRIED CHICKEN PIECE OF CRAP
Posted by john on 12.13.06 8:40 pm
listen up u stupid nigger loving bastard,how bout u come over to my country and my town and ill beat the living fuck ut of u!!! WhYtE FoLkZ!!
Posted by b boy on 12.13.06 8:54 pm
what nigger what u gonna do get all ya homeboys on to me i am really scared if i did come over if i see you you would probably scare me away because yal that fugly that you scare dead people out of there graves Ni&&ER!s
Posted by john on 12.13.06 11:21 pm
fuck u stupid australian chicken fucker!!! WhYtE fOlKz!!!
Posted by mellie on 12.30.06 2:19 am
Ok, I’m white, and I’m totally not racist. I’ve dated white guys, black guys, asian guys, and mexican guys. A person is a person, and a joke is a joke. I thought the joke was stupid, but sometimes stupid is funny. I didn’t laugh, but that’s just me. All this shit about “fuck black ppl!” and “fuck white ppl!” is so lame. And not all black people are ‘niggers.’ That’s stupid to group one race together and call them all niggers. And saying something like, “white people are mass murdering bastards” or whatever….that’s dumb. Personally, I’ve never killed anyone, so when someone says all white ppl are rapists and mass-murderers is wrong. There are bad white people, yes… but there are also bad black people, bad asians, and bad mexicans or whatever. There are bad people where ever you go, but you have to understand that not everyone is like that.
Posted by crazywolf on 01.03.07 11:36 pm
ok first, to post number 19…… close ur legs bitch, ur breath stinks. to post number 100, that’s 3 conclusions idiot. to all the whites, u weren’t here first, us AMERICAN INDIANS were so u get the fuck out! to all the blacks, words are words, y stress about it so much?
Posted by missy on 01.07.07 7:58 pm
it was FUNNY!!!and n-e black person who got affended stop being ignorant bitches u guys make racist jokes 2!!!
Posted by marquis on 01.08.07 4:20 pm
u stupid hoes that was not funny and whoever missy is i will kick your ass and your the bitch,
so dont try 2 make black jokes cause i surely dont see no white jokes on here asscrack muthafuckers
Posted by WHITE on 01.18.07 3:03 pm
haha haha i hate black people. heres a question though im not racist if i hate everyone equally right? Honkey Pride
Posted by mike hunt on 01.25.07 4:48 am
how did the niggers get past airport security to get on the plane?
Posted by dawhiteboy on 01.25.07 7:38 pm
Mike hunt- That was funnier than the joke. Marquis must b a nigger himself
Posted by BALCK PANTHERZ on 02.03.07 5:42 pm
JOHN IS GONNA GET SOME BIG BLACK DICK PUT IN HIS BONY WHITE ASS!!!! FUCKIN’ CRACKA…I’LL PUT YOUR ASS ON SOME CHEESE AND EAT U 4 DINNER!!!! FUCKIN PUSHER!!!! BIOTCH!!! DAMN REDNECK!!! RUN UP IN YOUR CLOSEST BLACK HOOD TALKIN ALL THAT MESS….BET **YOUR** ASS WILL BE HANGING FROM A TREE!! AND WHITE PEOPLE SMELL LIKE TOES…I BET JOHN SMELLS LIKE OPEN ASS!!!! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU ARE YOU SEEKING ATTENTION??..IS YOUR MOTHER A GO GO DANCER, AND YOUR FATHER A NIGGER LOVER..BECAUSE ALL THAT SHIT YOUR TALKING MAKES US BALCK PEOPLE FAMOUS..YOUR TALKING ABOUT US BITCH!!! I BET YOUR MISSING TEATH AND YOUR MOTHER IS ALSO YOUR SISTER!!! FAGG!!!
Posted by BLACK PPL on 02.03.07 5:45 pm
JOHN IS GONNA GET SOME BIG BLACK DICK PUT IN HIS BONY WHITE ASS!!!! FUCKIN’ CRACKA…I’LL PUT YOUR ASS ON SOME CHEESE AND EAT U 4 DINNER!!!! FUCKIN PUSHER!!!! BIOTCH!!! DAMN REDNECK!!! RUN UP IN YOUR CLOSEST BLACK HOOD TALKIN ALL THAT MESS….BET **YOUR** ASS WILL BE HANGING FROM A TREE!! AND WHITE PEOPLE SMELL LIKE TOES…I BET JOHN SMELLS LIKE OPEN ASS!!!! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU ARE YOU SEEKING ATTENTION??..IS YOUR MOTHER A GO GO DANCER, AND YOUR FATHER A NIGGER LOVER..BECAUSE ALL THAT SHIT YOUR TALKING MAKES US BALCK PEOPLE FAMOUS..YOUR TALKING ABOUT US BITCH!!! I BET YOUR MISSING TEATH AND YOUR MOTHER IS ALSO YOUR SISTER!!! FAGG!!!
Posted by (BLACK)THE REALEST RACE on 02.03.07 5:47 pm
JOHN IS GONNA GET SOME BIG BLACK DICK PUT IN HIS BONY WHITE ASS!!!! FUCKIN’ CRACKA…I’LL PUT YOUR ASS ON SOME CHEESE AND EAT U 4 DINNER!!!! FUCKIN PUSHER!!!! BIOTCH!!! DAMN REDNECK!!! RUN UP IN YOUR CLOSEST BLACK HOOD TALKIN ALL THAT MESS….BET **YOUR** ASS WILL BE HANGING FROM A TREE!! AND WHITE PEOPLE SMELL LIKE TOES…I BET JOHN SMELLS LIKE OPEN ASS!!!! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU ARE YOU SEEKING ATTENTION??..IS YOUR MOTHER A GO GO DANCER, AND YOUR FATHER A NIGGER LOVER..BECAUSE ALL THAT SHIT YOUR TALKING MAKES US BALCK PEOPLE FAMOUS..YOUR TALKING ABOUT US BITCH!!! I BET YOUR MISSING TEETH AND YOUR MOTHER IS ALSO YOUR SISTER!!! FAGG!!!
Posted by White(Race who can actually spell) on 02.14.07 12:59 pm
I have good jokes right here…
What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg?
Stop laughing and re-load.
What is alike about a smart nigger and Santa Clause?
Both are fictional characters.
Posted by Jeb Ulan on 03.02.07 6:10 pm
You know what fack all you racist that includes the blacks whites mexicans and who ever the fuck else this is why were all fucked from ever getting along is because of all of you. As far as I’m conceared I hat niggers, Spicks, Hillbilliies, white trash,and Emo rock and all otherlow lifes but I like African Americans,Mexicans, white people and rockers, But I do like racist jokes a little hippicritical I know but oh well unity is a fucked Idea so go on keep the hate goin strong, and for the record if black people spell like toes too unless they don’t have any feet. I’m shure we all can tend too smell like hair flesh, ass, dick, pussy,clamidia and Diarreah from time to time too. ceep the insults up it keep me intertained.
P.s. I’m white and I also just Sharded my pants word of advice dont push to hard you never know when its going to cost you a pair of under wear.
Posted by Sponge Bob on 03.10.07 4:42 pm
WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by keisha on 03.16.07 9:21 am
This joke is as funny as fun-ny can be. Loved it
Posted by latoya bosslady on 03.16.07 9:57 am
u assholes shud realize the same fuckin blood that runs tru our african american blacks and coloured body runs tru ur white ass. u calin us coloured
at our birth we r black wen we sick we black wen we in d sun we black wen we get old we black we we die we still fuckin black
BUT WHITES
AT BIRTH URE PINK
WEN UR SICK U GET CREAM
WEN U IN D SUN U GET YELLOW
WEN U GET OLD U GET HALF WHITE
WEN U FUCKER DIE U GET BLUE
URE THE COLORED 1 NOT US BLACKS
ASSHOLES I REPEAT ASSHOLES
NOT 1 BIT FUNNEY
Posted by OLIMRETSIM on 03.17.07 12:05 am
i live in the fuckin south and u ugly smelly ass niggers get lynched for saying shit like that
i hate how u niggers think we owe u for some shit we didnt do and that we couldnt help
if i had a fucking rope and a good looking tree i lynch every one of u fucking ugly black niggers
theres kkk meetings and lynchings down here in the south come try to pop a bitch down here u ugly shits and find ur ass hanging in the front yard of the kkk mother fuckers WHAT THE FUCK U GONNA DO TO ME BITCH? READ MY COMMENT AND CRY TO UR MOMMA AHAHAHAHA
KISS MY WHITE ASS U BLACK PIECES OF SHIT
P.S. WHY ARE BLACK PEOPLE SO FAST? CUZ ALL THE SLOW ONES ARE IN JAIL
Posted by Coby on 04.02.07 1:53 pm
wow… i love this joke. its mad funni. good job comin up with it! kudos
Posted by phillie on 04.17.07 6:53 am
very funny that was a funny joke best black joke that i read
Posted by me on 04.17.07 6:56 am
that was a funny joke that was the best black joke that i read
:p
Posted by nigger hater on 05.09.07 1:25 pm
nigger nigger i hate niggers
Posted by Gizzy on 05.31.07 4:41 am
thats a funny joke lol, dont c wat all the fuckin uproar is about, im not racist, i dont think that wud b offensive, im irish thers enuff fuckin jokes bout us i dont take offence to, hell i even tell a few lol x peace
Posted by 88 on 06.12.07 11:21 am
WPWW
Posted by WHITE POWER on 06.14.07 2:00 am
I SAY WE STICK BLACK PEOPLE IN ZOO BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE MONKEYS THEY SMELL LIKE SHIT AND THEY DON’T DO ANYTHING BUT LOOK FOR FUCKING FLEAS IN EACH OTHER’S FUCKING NAPPY HAIR AND WE CAN FEED THEM PIG FEET, FRIED CHICKEN, WATERMELONS, APPLES, AND WE CAN MAKE A FOUNTAIN THAT SHOOTS OUT THAT NASTY FUCKING DRINK CALLED KOOL AID AND WILL CALL IT NIGGER ZOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Jeremy on 08.30.07 9:21 pm
my best friend is black and he would laugh his ass off at that!!!!
Posted by hotblonde on 09.18.07 4:53 pm
this joke was very offensive and stupid.Of course im a blonde so i dont know what im talking about. im so gonna call the cops
Posted by Alex on 11.28.07 4:14 pm
I thought that it was cool. For those who don’t know N-I-G-G-A means never ignorant getting goals accomplished which is what my man did on the plane. His goal was to save his child as well as himself, and the goal was accomplished so big ups to my N-I-G-G-A…..
Posted by EMANUEL on 12.02.07 12:47 am
calm down ppl it is a joke im a man my skin is black but i am a man not a nigga not a afro america but a man my skin is dark for servival purposes but i am a man i hop u get the point. this comment was written by a MAN! period
Posted by Get Otta Doge on 12.02.07 1:08 am
WOW SO MANY PEOPLE ARE UPSET ABOUT SOMTHING THAT THEY CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT (A PERFACT STRANGER’S THOUGHT’S) WHEN ANY OF YOU COME UP WITH A WAY TO END RACISM LET ME KNOW BUT UNTILL THEN DON’T ADD TO THE PROBLEM FIX IT START WITH YOURSELF AND IF YOU JUST DON’T LIKE ANOTHER RACE THEN YOU PROBLEM DON’T KNOW ANOTHER RACE
Posted by one more time on 12.02.07 1:23 am
blk ppl who was offended did u notice that the blk ppl did not go 1st this time
Posted by Wtf? on 12.07.07 5:04 pm
So i was wondering how these ignorant fuks even get online to comment on these jokes? i mean seriously are you retarded or is that just how black people type?
“Posted by baby on 11.12.05 8:37 pm
u white stupid ass honky jokes like get crackers fucked up
u HONKY”
just kill yourself please. do the world a favor
Posted by Wtf? on 12.07.07 5:04 pm
So i was wondering how these ignorant fucks even get online to comment on these jokes? i mean seriously are you retarded or is that just how black people type?
“Posted by baby on 11.12.05 8:37 pm
u white stupid ass honky jokes like get crackers fucked up
u HONKY”
just kill yourself please. do the world a favor
Posted by angel101 on 01.18.08 11:43 am
all you racist assholes can kiss my ass i hope you get the shyt beat out of you by a black person and as far as saying the n word no one should say it idc wat color you are it dumb. blacks are the same as everyone else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by $up3rMAN on 02.02.08 5:08 pm
“D” IS FOR DICK’S? IS THAT WUT U LYK IN THE ASS….
U FCKING HOMO….
Posted by davis on 02.13.08 12:07 am
joke for you
what do you call one black person on the moon? a problem
what do you call two black people on the moon? a problem
what do you call all the black people on the moon? problem solved
Posted by unknown on 02.14.08 8:07 pm
why do black people call white people honkys? Because thats the last thing before they get run over! honk honk!!
Posted by sexxy white kid on 03.03.08 11:18 am
drtyo9dhfyrijgyugyvik56 ur gay!!!
Posted by @,...,@ on 03.22.08 1:22 pm
fucking hypocrites. “i’m not racist…blah blah blah” quit being defensive fuckers.
Posted by Monte Cryptle on 04.24.08 1:27 pm
HAHA I LOVE THIS SHIT!!! And for all you people who take it offensive, (prolly all the niggers who seen this) If you found out it was a black dude who made this joke you would then laugh about it like i did…but i would still laugh about it if i found out a black wrote it. GREAT JOKE!! :p