Dr. Seuss rejected book ideas

How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
Oh, the Places You’ll Scratch and Sniff!
Horton Fakes an Orgasm
The Grinch’s Ten Inches
Yentl the Lentil
My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
The Cat in the Blender
Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
Fox in Detox
Your Colon Can Moo—Can You?
Who Shat in the Hat?
Horton Hires a Ho
The Flesh-Eating Lorax
Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!
Are You My Proctologist?
Aunts in My Pants