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Daddy’s Gonna Eat Your Fingers
Posted on 05.14.06 8:38AM under Classic Jokes, Jokes
This one is for everyone who
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I was packing for my business trip and my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, “Daddy, look at this,” and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, “Daddy’s gonna eat your fingers!” pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, “What’s wrong, honey?”
She replied, “What happened to my booger?”
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Posted by ashley on 05.17.06 10:35 am
hahahahahahhahahahahhahha i luv that one it is soo funny i would say halarious if i could spell it…. well keepp it up they r funny bu bye
Posted by nayth on 05.24.06 2:38 pm
this is the funniest shit ever
Posted by spencer on 06.03.06 8:18 pm
fuck that, you guys are fucking faggots for even thinking about laughing about that.
okay, heres a joke:
you guys are gayer than aids in 1986!
Posted by Kyle on 01.03.07 3:23 pm
Hahahahaha thanks great.
Posted by ryan316 on 06.23.07 9:36 pm
i say fuck spencer he’s a bitch ass faggot