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Chinese Take-Away owner gets married

Posted on 10.21.06 3:22AM under Ethnic Jokes, Jokes

A Chinese Take-Away owner gets married. His wife is a virgin. Truth be told, he is not all that experienced ither. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.

“My daring” he says, “I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. Whatchou want?” he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eager) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, ” I want try somesing I hear about. Numbah  69″. More thoughtful silence, this time from him.  Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks:

 

“You want beef wiff broccori?!”

Read Comments

  1. Posted by Lauren Clark on 10.25.06 4:41 pm

    Nice.

  2. Posted by tom on 11.16.06 1:30 pm

    gayy fags shut the fuck up
    thats not even funny
    who ever posted sucks balls you faggot ass mother fucker

  3. Posted by D on 01.17.07 1:35 am

    Once again. Your spelling sucks.

  4. Posted by Kyle on 02.24.07 6:54 pm

    That was fucking gay as shit.

  5. Posted by Lauren on 03.12.07 4:12 pm

    i dont get it

  6. Posted by Random Guy on 07.06.07 2:12 pm

    I agree w/ tom, and kyle

  7. Posted by SummaBunni on 07.20.07 6:48 am

    You all have issues!!! Esp maybe gay issues?! Come out the closet and stop shouting “gay gay gay” from the dark

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