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Bad Day

Posted on 06.15.06 10:37AM under Ethnic Jokes, Jokes, Men Jokes

[read with an Italian accent]
One day I’m'a gonna New York to big’a hotel. In’a morning I go to eat’a breakfast. I tell’a waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She bring me one piss. I say you no understand. I wanna to piss on’a my plate. She say you better not piss on’a plate, you son’a ma bitch. I don’t even know the lady and she call’a me a sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat at the big’a restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tell’a her I wanna fock. She tell’a me everyone wanna fock. I tell’a her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on the table, you son’a ma bitch. I don’t even know the lady and she call’a me a sonna ma bitch.
So I go to room’a in’a hotel and there is no sheits on’a my bed. I call’a the manager and tell’a him I wanna sheit. He tell’a me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna sheit on’a my bed. He say you better not sheit on’a bed, you son’a ma bitch. I dont even know the man and he call’a me sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say “Peace on you”. I say piss on you too, you son’a ma bitch. I gonna go back to Italy.

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  1. Posted by wise old man on 11.23.06 11:54 am

    a wise ol joke this is, havent herd it in many an age…

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