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The Poops

Posted on 07.02.06 9:22AM under Jokes, Sick Jokes

 

  • GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet. 
  • CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper. 
  • WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don’t ruin them with a stain. 
  • SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you’re done Pooping and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more. 
  • POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. 
  • LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. 
  • GASSEY Poop: It’s so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles. 
  • DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. 
  • CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory) 
  • GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times. 
  • SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you’d swear it was leaving you sideways. 
  • WET CHEEKS Poop: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. 
  • LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. 
  • MEXICAN Poop: It smells so badly that your nose burns. 
  • UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor. 
  • THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but…oops…a poopie! 
  • THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose

    • Read Comments

    1. Posted by What?! on 07.11.06 2:41 am

      hahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah
      not done
      hahahahahaha

    2. Posted by amanda on 07.26.06 11:03 pm

      omg…..im sittin here crying with my brother…….we love the

      POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop……………oh my fuck….! thats some funny stuff…

    3. Posted by Samantha on 08.02.06 4:02 pm

      oh my f%&king sack dude……. my friends ani i have never pissed ourselves laughing so much before……….
      we need more jokes like this

    4. Posted by fgdfg on 09.07.06 10:27 pm

      fucking hilarious.

    5. Posted by cheyenne on 09.26.06 3:05 am

      omi that was the funniest fuckin shit i’ve read in a lng ass time lol me and my cuzin r sittin here rolllin cuz its that funny!!!! we need more jokes like this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    6. Posted by jill on 10.23.06 1:59 am

      holy fucking crap. that is fucking hilarious.

    7. Posted by big al on 11.08.06 10:22 pm

      OMG! i thought i was gunna piss my pants! thats soo effin hilarious.

    8. Posted by shit on 11.11.06 5:55 pm

      damn thats sum funny ass shit man

    9. Posted by Bob Marley on 11.20.06 11:27 pm

      I have one to add…

      The cheerios poop>When you only eat cheerios for about a week…and you jus poop out liquid cheerios.

    10. Posted by Moses on 11.22.06 9:40 pm

      i like poop… :)

    11. Posted by C T David on 11.27.06 9:30 pm

      hahahahahaahaha that was funny a hell make more jokes like this. cause some of these jokes are dry as hell.

    12. Posted by lone derrr on 11.28.06 9:48 pm

      dedede

    13. Posted by Kale on 07.05.07 9:00 pm

      i like it, its good because us blokes can relate to it!

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