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Ghost

Posted on 06.15.06 10:29AM under Ethnic Jokes, Jokes, Redneck Jokes, Stupid People

A professor at Texas A&M University is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 90 students raise their hands.

“Well that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you’ve ever seen a ghost?” About 40 students raise their hands.

“That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?” 15 students raise their hands.

“That’s a great response.” “Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?” 3 students raise their hands.

“That’s fantastic.” “But let me ask you one question further… Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?” One student in a flannel shirt and baseball cap way in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says,

“Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.” The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, “Well, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost.” The student replies, “Ghost?!? Sheeyit. From baaack there it sounded like you said ‘goats!’”.

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  1. Posted by Billy Joe on 07.13.06 10:09 am

    As a redneck I am thouroughly offended by this joke! Not only as a redneck, but as a sheep farmer. Goats just are too irritable to do something like that.

  2. Posted by clickclick on 08.12.06 9:15 am

    shit, how’d you know that billy Joe, ever try that with a goat?

    and the joke, twas good.

  3. Posted by Rusty Shackleford on 12.01.06 5:25 pm

    Offensive to us rednecks….
    But I do have a good redneck joke:

    I shoot cans with my gun every weekend
    afriCANS
    mexiCANS
    puerto riCANS

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