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Two Blondes

Posted on 11.14.05 7:11AM under Blonde Jokes, Funny Stuff

Two blondes are having lunch catching up with each other’s news.

“I heard you’ve given up smoking, is it true?”

“Yes, I haven’t had a cigarette in almost two months.”

“But you were such a heavy smoker, you must tell me your secret. I’ve tried everything to quit.”

“Well it’s really quite simple. Every time I get the urge to smoke a cigarette, I suck on a LifeSaver instead”

“Well that’s easy for you, but I don’t live near the beach”

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  1. Posted by bubbles on 12.04.05 2:25 pm

    OMG! that damn stupid but in a funny way!!!

  2. Posted by bubbles on 12.04.05 2:27 pm

    OMG! that wuz sooooo damn stupid but in a funny way!!

  3. Posted by LLYLA on 12.04.05 10:26 pm

    THAT DIDNT MAKE SENSE IT WAS STUPID WHY DID U STOP WRITING IT????

  4. Posted by alex on 12.13.05 7:58 pm

    wow, every1 that leaves comments on blonde jokes are mental cases, i swear, the ife saver is the the same as the life GAURD dipshits

  5. Posted by GIBLOWME on 12.24.05 1:01 pm

    Learn to spell, DUMBASS

  6. Posted by Pablo Lujan on 01.06.06 2:42 pm

    Shutup, that joke was one of the dumdest shit ever

  7. Posted by sweets on 02.19.06 10:49 pm

    life saver i got it better than most of the jokes u read on here

  8. Posted by ... on 03.08.06 5:19 pm

    I’m pretty sure most people got it…. It just… Wasn’t funny.

  9. Posted by Heather on 04.20.06 11:23 am

    thats not funny

  10. Posted by loki on 09.30.06 11:43 am

    very poor

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