Funny Jokes and Dirty Jokes
Posted on 12.29.05 1:31AM under Classic Jokes, Funny Stuff
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
“Hello?”
“Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
“Yes.”
“Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”
“What’s the price?”
“Only $1,500.00.”
“Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much … ”
“Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price … and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year … ”
“What price did he quote you?”
“Only $60,000 … ”
“OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
“Great! But before we hang up, something else … ”
“What?”
“It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property … ”
“How much are they asking?”
“Only $450,000 – a magnificent price … and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover … ”
“Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?”
“OK, sweetie … Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”
“Bye … I do too … ”
The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: “Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?
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Posted by skippster on 01.13.06 6:07 pm
don’t get it
Posted by Killaman on 01.19.06 9:55 am
The guy just gave some1 elses wife permission to buy all that crap and then asked whose phone he was talking on.
Posted by Jeff on 02.05.06 11:27 pm
ah, fun times
Posted by Leesuh on 02.13.06 12:38 am
Haha that’s so funny. How could you not get it?
Posted by dbs82 on 02.16.06 2:54 pm
some people cant help that they’re retarded.
Posted by sweets on 02.19.06 11:11 pm
i guess im one of those ppl who cant help but being retarded…
Posted by JAMES on 04.22.06 8:08 pm
ThIS GUY HAS TOO MUSH TIME ON HIS HANDS, WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN COME UP WITH LAME ASS JOKE
GET A LIFE, LOSER
Posted by Cyprus on 05.03.06 7:49 pm
Ive read better but overall funny
Posted by poopmancowboy on 05.13.06 3:27 pm
i hate discussion boards like this