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The Fucking Night Before Christmas
Posted on 12.25.05 10:11AM under Christmas Jokes, Funny Stuff, Jokes
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Everybody felt shitty — even the mouse.
Mom at the Whorehouse and Dad smoking grass;
I’d just settled down for a nice piece of ass.
When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what the matter
Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment: it must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment the fat fucker fell.
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch blew the chimeny apart,
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight
“Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!”
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Posted by cheesewiz on 04.30.06 8:00 pm
this fucking sucks ballz ive seen it posted by like 800 other people on dif eb sites u fucking rip off jackass
Posted by Rammstein fan on 08.02.06 9:38 pm
this is crap but it is still better than that al bundy christmas crap
Posted by spankthemonkey on 12.09.06 2:12 am
what s story
Posted by sirjumpsalot on 01.09.07 1:51 am
that was the funniest shit ive read all year