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The Birthday Gift

Posted on 02.22.06 6:39AM under Classic Jokes, Funny Stuff

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses… one for each year of her life.

That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.

As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.

The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.

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  1. Posted by Shoebox on 02.22.06 12:32 pm

    stupid

  2. Posted by dave on 03.10.06 3:13 am

    has potential but gay.

  3. Posted by Normal person on 04.04.06 10:20 pm

    this is a crappy ass version of a very funny joke. the butcher of the joke should be shot!

  4. Posted by Keysha Aka Babyhustla on 04.08.06 8:21 pm

    so wack not even cool

  5. Posted by wut the hell so wut if im blonde on 04.17.06 6:25 pm

    lucky Chuck Norris hasnt read it yet……besides i dont get it anyways! ^.^

  6. Posted by F*** Off >. on 07.14.07 7:23 pm

    FUNNY

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