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New Seatbelt Design
Posted on 05.02.06 11:00AM under Funny Pictures, Funny Stuff, Pictures of Women
New Seatbelt Design
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Posted by YOMAMA on 05.03.06 11:42 am
I hear that my wife yaps all the time when i drive. hurray for the new seatbelt designs
Posted by K on 05.12.06 4:56 pm
Look asshole, my husband doesn’t shut up when we drive. If it weren’t for us women telling you macho losers where the road was, you’d kill us all!
Posted by Mery on 05.13.06 12:43 am
man that is a crackup…as a female i have to say…pure genius
Posted by Prada on 06.03.06 6:42 am
all true!
Posted by Dub on 06.28.06 11:38 pm
hah its true, my friends mom talks soo much. and to K, most men drive a lot better than women, its a proven fact. no offense to the ladies.
Posted by Chuck Norris on 08.23.06 6:25 pm
i dont need seatbelts im Chuck Norris. I’ll stop the other cars with my mind
Posted by The REAL Chuck Norris on 10.11.06 9:21 pm
I’m Chuck Norris. I don’t need seatbelts because other cars get off the road when I drive.
Posted by souls lover on 10.25.06 9:24 pm
to “dub” WHAT THE FUCK….SHOW ME SOME FUCKIN PROOF THAT MEN DRIVE BETTER THAN WOMEN!!!! like seriously!!!! haha i know over 12 guys who got into accidents and not ONE single girl….well unless there boyfriend was drivin!!
Posted by ahhhh on 10.26.06 11:52 am
souls lover SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH. Women don’t even know the rode form there ass!!!!!!
Posted by Jason on 10.31.06 11:24 pm
to funny
Posted by Anonomous on 11.01.06 7:07 pm
Ehem…women have bigger brains than men. It takes an amazingly simple being to drive a car. Women have better things to think about. Do the math.
Posted by Daymon_Koal on 11.02.06 7:38 pm
To ahhhh; it’s road not rode, also it’s from not form.
To Anonomous; Actually men do have larger brains than women, on average. If you really want to make a joke out of it remember that the most powerful computers take up less space than less powerful ones. I am sure yo see where I am going with this one by now.
Posted by Charlie on 11.29.06 10:50 pm
Figures that all the women in the world can’t take a fucking joke. I mean come on, have a sense of humor. It is funny. Every time a dude says something about a chick it’s “sexist” and “crude.” Well fuck you bitches we can make a fucking joke too, and I would fucking laugh if all you chicks got all offended and it turned out the person who made this cartoon was a chick too.
Posted by goodgrief on 11.30.06 9:01 am
ok couple of things here…
1) just because you have a bigger brain does not mean the you actually USE more of the brain.
2) ‘anonomous’ what state/country do you live in? because I really don’t want to drive/live anywhere near some one who thinks there are better things to do than concentrate on the road and cars around them when they’re doing 80 mph
Posted by George W. Bush on 11.30.06 4:18 pm
what the f#@k is a seatbelt
Posted by dan on 03.11.07 7:19 pm
shut the fuck up and have a sense of humor, stop analyzing everything so much
Posted by Beener on 04.11.07 8:54 pm
i have a method on insurance….mens insurance starts high because we are unlikely to get into accidents, so the cost will stay about the same….women on the other hand have lower insurance because after a couple years they have hit enough things that it comes out about even with the mens =)
Posted by Bill on 04.22.07 9:12 pm
the only other thing it needs is to hold the hands down so they cant use a cell phone,
that should be mandatory for women who are behind the wheel
Posted by Fuck Off on 06.19.07 1:55 am
dude u guys are dicks 2 the chicks if i new who u were i would beat ur fucking asses so shut the fuck up, ladies i got ur backs!
Posted by Go die under a rug. on 06.23.07 2:47 pm
Get over yourselves. It’s a fucking joke. Ooh, someone made a cartoon of a woman with a seatbelt over her mouth! That’s sexist! What the fuck ever. I’m a woman and I found it funny. So just. Stop. You sound like four year olds. “Oh, girls are better than boys! No, boys are better than girls! Blah blah blah!” SHUT UP.
Posted by Very Annoyaed after laughing on 07.10.07 7:46 pm
Ok its really just a joke that someone made just like all the jokes they make about men. WHen jokes are made about men no one calls it sexist. a jokes made about girls ITS SEXIST. thats fucking retarded they want equal rights so much then take stuff like we take it(like a human if you didnt get that)
Posted by stfu on 07.20.07 4:20 am
Guys its just a god damn joke…women take this way to personally…