Funny Jokes and Dirty Jokes

Kids and Child Birth

Posted on 11.21.05 4:56AM under Funny Stuff

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The House was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old
Girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently Kathleen did as she was asked.

Her mother Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his Bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for
her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, “He shouldn’t have
Crawled in there in the first place. Smack his ass again.”

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